They’ll Have to Saw It Into Logs
I had to laugh at this story from the BBC web site, about how they are running out of toilet paper in New Jersey.
There’s an old ribald schoolboy or rugby club rhyme called In Mobile. One phrase is something like.
There’s a shortage of loo paper in Mobile.
So they’ll wait until it clogs,
Then they’ll saw it into logs in Mobile.
I can’t find the complete lyrics on the Internet.
Interestingly, the story was the second most read one on the BBC this morning.
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