On A Clear Disc, You Can Seek Forever
The NatWorst computer problems have reminded me of one of the truest computer maxims.
On a Clear Disc, You Can Seek Forever
So are there any more we should remember? These are some of mine.
If it takes one man, a year to write a computer program, it’ll take two men, two years to write the program and 256 men will take 256 years.
Computers make excellent slaves, but bad masters.
You never lose any data, by taking too many back-ups. And keeping those back-ups in a fireproof environment off-site.
A brilliant reliable programmer will always be the type of person that the CEO says, shouldn’t ever be hired.
Programming productivity is directly proportional to the amount of real ale consumed at lunchtime.
Apples go faster if dropped from a taller building
For every programmer, you should employ at least one software tester.
The likelihood of a severe failure, increases on the square of the distance between the programmers and the installation.
Happy Programming!
The Anonymous Widower 
I hope that today’s generations understand these Words of Wisdom from a Guru; and are understood & Acted upon.
A Software Tester . . . to have two of the Worlds Best Testers like G & B . . . also helps {Software Programmers} to connect with Top Class World Clients.
But without the World’s Absolute Best Program . . . we could not have Produced the World’s Absolute Best Results & Applications.
Looking at today’s results, then considering what J,G & B did 30 years ago {which in many ways achieved better outcomes, than today . . . “On Time, On Buget . . . Every Time” . . . } we were blessed, with being at the right place, at the right time . . . with the right tools
Whoever reads this Blog . . . and Uses Computers : PLEASE PRINT OUT & READ EVERYDAY . . . words of wisdom, from the J. the Guru’s Guru.
Comment by Steam Lover | June 26, 2012 |