Only In Essex!
Everywhere else uses guard dogs, but in Essex they do things in a more secure way and use guard cats. Perhaps, that is the reason, why a lion is now on the loose in the county near St. Osyth. One must have escaped or snapped his chain!
But then the brave boys in blue from the Essex Constabulary can handle a lion. After all, they get enough practice in some of the towns every Friday night.
The Anonymous Widower 
Another “Christian the Lion” episode again . . .
Solution : get some Cuddly Aussie Kids, to cuddle & play with Lion . . .
Aussies give everybody & every Lion a Fair Go . . .
“Fair Go Mate . . . Pussy, Pussy, Pussy . . . come on and get some milk ” . . .
[Aussie method of catching stray Lions} . . .
All Lions in OZ, have to be registered & have a chip inserted. So when you find a strange Lion in your backyard,
Grab Lion & Check Chip Details ; then ring owner {if you are not eaten} . . .
Comment by Steam Lover | August 27, 2012 |
They’ve still not seen it. It culd of course we kids with an amplifier and a stuffed lion.
Comment by AnonW | August 27, 2012 |