The Anonymous Widower

The Beard Liberation Front Gives A Dispensation To Trim

I like this story about the Beard Liberation Front from the Standard. Here’s the first paragraph.

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has announced that for the first time in its history it is permitting supporters to trim their beards due to the extremely hot weather.

I sympathise and am seriously thinking of getting rid of my nearly fifty year old member of my family. I did it once about thirty years ago and I immediately grew it back again. Mainly, I think because of complaints from C.  In fact, I don’t think my youngest son, ever saw me without a beard and my middle son, doesn’t ever remember me without one. I certainly grew it before he was born.

Alternatively, I could write to Monty Panesar to see if he has any tips for beard wearers in hot weather. It’s a subject that Sikhs probably know a lot more about than most.

July 16, 2013 - Posted by AnonW | News | Beards