Elvis’s Underpants Go On Sale
According to this article on the BBC, they should make about ten grand. And they haven’t even been washed!
As the stain is at the front, perhaps some fiendish scientist will recreate his sperm and sell it to silly women all over the world.
You do wonder how many women, who saw Elvis, are still of child-bearing age.
The Anonymous Widower 
I think this sale is completely gross. And I also think you are right about the scientists and the stain.
Comment by Liz P | August 29, 2012 |