The Anonymous Widower

A Message From Trump

Donald Trump published this last night, according to a reader’s comment in The Times.

Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!

Roll up folks, you too can smell like Trump for a very reasonable $249!

I used to have a basset hound, who farts probably smelled better than anything produced by the world’s number one confidence trickster.

I must say, that the more, I read about Trump, the more it gets like a Tom Sharpe novel!

All Trump’s life needs is a good dose of rubber fetishism! He’d certainly look ridiculous in a rubber cat-suit.

July 2, 2025 - Posted by | World | , , , ,

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