Wembley: Swan Rescued From Supermarket Roof In Ikea Bag
The title of this post, is the same as this article on the BBC.
This is the sub-heading.
A swan has been rescued from a London supermarket roof in an Ikea bag by a London Fire Brigade (LFB) rescue team.
These are the first three paragraphs.
The brigade said a swan sanctuary volunteer called them at 11:08 GMT on Wednesday after a member of the public spotted the bird from a block of flats.
The team used a 13.5m (44.3ft) ladder to reach the swan, which they called Steve, and alongside the volunteer helped secure the bird in the blue bag.
Once Steve was brought down it was checked over and found to be unhurt.
Another use for the multi-purpose IKEA bag.
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