The Anonymous Widower

I Get Bored With These

I just had this one.  Does the guy think I’m an idiot or something?

Dear Sir,

My name is Didier and i was the personal account manager to a national of your country who was involved in the ill fated Kenya Airways that crash in coast of Abidjan. He is a beneficiary to a deposit with our bank which is at a summary of US$15 million. As his account manager, hearing the report of his death.

I made enquiries to trace he’s extended family relatives to come forward to claim their inheritance but my efforts were aborted. It was during one of my research that i came across your email address and now decided to inform you of this information.

Since you bear the same surname with him i whish to appoint you as his next of kin, with this arrangement, the bank management will acknowledge you as his next of kin and will accept to release this money in your favor. I am giving you this classified information in order to connive with you to get the money out of my bank into your bank account as his next of kin, of which we shall be shared accordingly. If you are ready to cooperate with me on the claim of this fund, email me back with the following information:

• YOUR FULL NAME
• YOUR AGE
• MARITAIL STATUS
• ADDRESS
• PHONE NUMBER
• YOUR COUNTRY
• YOUR OCCUPATION

I will be most glad to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr Didier.

I’m afraid Mr. Didier that I will not be contacting you.  However, I’ve reported this to a very nasty man in your country, with a very rather club and an Oxford English Dictionary.  The latter is to teach you to spell properly.

April 2, 2010 - Posted by AnonW | Computing | Internet, Spam