The Anonymous Widower

Mrs. Mills in the Sunday Times

I always find this column in the Style section of The Sunday Times worth reading.

She has a superb question and answer today under the title “Heated Debate”.

I have heard that the government has extended its “cash for clunkers” scrappage scheme to include old boilers. I would like to trade mine in for a newer, decorative and more energy-efficient model. How do I apply? If the one I select proves to be high-maintenance, is there a returns policy?

JHT, Leeds

There is a big question mark next to the merits of this scheme now. Newer models not only have installation costs, but also typically burn out irreparably after five years or so, and have to be replaced. Old boilers tend to be much more reliable. They might be a little on the large size and likely to make strange noises, but as long as the gas leaks are not too serious, I know which I’d rather rely on to see me through the cold nights.

April 11, 2010 - Posted by AnonW | World | Humour