The Anonymous Widower

What’s Got A Dozen Legs and An IQ of 6?

See if you can work it out from these quotes?

Here’s one from Michele Bachmann.

Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, ‘Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands.

And here’s one from Rick Perry.

You can always follow me on Tweeter.

And this beautiul one is from Newt Gingrich

 It doesn’t matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live.

Isn’t that a mangled version of Do as I say, but not as I do.

This one of Mitt Romney’s at least is easy to understand.

We should double Guantanamo!

And here’s one from Rick Santorin.

One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for purposes that are yes, conjugal…but also procreative. That’s the perfect way that a sexual union should happen…This is special and it needs to be seen as special.

Frightening isn’t it!

Although, he’s out of the race, here’s a really stupid quote from Herman Cain.

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

No wonder America is obese.  But at least quotes like this help to cost dear old Herman his place in the race.

I was going to tag this with Humour.  But that would be something this bunch of stupidos, as C would say, wouldn’t understand such a word.

January 22, 2012 - Posted by | World | , , , ,

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