The Anonymous Widower

Using An Ipswich Bobble Hat as a Passport

This post was brought about by Danny Baker asking on Radio 5, if anybody had any stories about getting into football matches.

The spring after C died, I took a holiday in Italy, mainly to see if I could holiday by myself.

Whilst staying in Florence, I found out that Fiorentina were playing a home game against Livorno.

It was a bit of a performance to get the ticket, as I had to go to the cafe, opposite the ground and buy it from the owner. To do this, I needed a credit card and my passport. The latter was duly copied before the ticket was issued.

Before the match, I decided that it would be best just to take a few euros and the ticket, as I wasn’t sure, if Italian football crowds had the odd pickpocket.

When I approached the gate to get into the ground, I was approached and frisked by a steward, who demanded my passport.

As I didn’t fancy the long walk back to the hotel, I protested and finally decided to point to the badge on the Ipswich bobble-hat I was wearing, saying Inglesi repeatedly and loud at the time.

He forgot about the passport and I was let through.

May 12, 2012 - Posted by | Sport, World | , ,

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