The Anonymous Widower

Matthew Paris Proposes A Humane Solution To The Badger Problem

In his column today in The Times, Matthew Paris tells a tale about how the llamas he keeps have chased the badgers away.

Matthew’s proposal may sound silly, but I’ve had many a drink with a friend, where he has told me endless tales about his llamas and their instincts and habits. Some of his used to stand up tall and spit at passengers waiting to catch a bus. I believe the stop was moved.

So will be seeing farmers using llamas to protect their animals from badgers.

Or will friends of the badgers try to get the keeping of llamas near badger sets made illegal?

 

June 11, 2014 - Posted by | World | ,

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