The Anonymous Widower

Macron Refused To Take Russian Covid Test

The title of this post is the same as that of this article on the BBC.

These are the first four paragraphs.

French President Emmanuel Macron refused a Russian Covid test ahead of his meeting with Russia’s Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin has confirmed.

The test required a health protocol that was unacceptable and did not fit with the French leader’s schedule, a French source told the BBC.

It follows reports that Mr Macron refused the PCR test over fears the Russians would get hold of his DNA.

The leaders subsequently held a socially-distanced meeting on Monday.

The article is accompanied by an hilarious picture of the two leaders at each end of a long marble table, which is crying out for a caption like Who Isn’t Using Lifebuoy?

Seriously though, if the Russians wanted Macron’s DNA, there are ways.

  • Send his water glass or coffee cup to a lab.
  • Make sure Macron uses a special toilet that collects his pee, poo and toilet paper.
  • It might even be possible to collect it off the marble table.

I suspect that the Russians have collected Macron’s fingerprints from the table for some nefarious purposes.


February 11, 2022 - Posted by | World | , ,

1 Comment »

  1. I suppose that table was supplied by Trotters International Traders !

    Comment by Melvyn | February 11, 2022 | Reply

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