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Indian Minister’s Health aAdvice: Lie In A Cowshed To Cure Cancer

The title of this post, is the same. as that of this article in The Times.

This is the sub-heading.

Senior politician in Narendra Modi’s party says he drinks cow urine every morning to kill bacteria and eliminate negativity

These are the first three paragraphs.

The humble cow has long been venerated in India. Revered by Hindus, pictured with the prime minister, Narendra Modi, and long used by his Bharatiya Janata Party to promote the leader’s own politically charged brand of nationalism, the animal plays a central part in Indian life.

That adoration could grow further after a senior politician claimed that cows could cure cancer.

Sanjay Singh Gangwar, 48, a BJP minister for sugarcane in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh, said patients could eradicate their symptoms simply by cleaning and lying down in a cowshed. They would be cured by the “positive aura and energy” of cows, the minister said.

When I found a peer-reviewed paper entitled Coeliac Disease: Can We Avert The Impending Epidemic In India?, I discussed it with my GP at the time, who was of part-Indian extraction, and I got a rant about Narendra Modi.

I now take anything Narendra Modi says with a very large dose of salt.

Gangwar’s advice doesn’t stop there.

These two paragraphs give more pearls of wisdom.

The health benefits of a cow do not end there, added Gangwar. He advocated drinking “filtered” cow urine — which he said he did every morning — and use cow dung as flooring in village homes. And anyone suffering from high blood pressure should simply stroke a cow — once in the morning and again in the evening.

“If a cancer patient starts cleaning a cowshed and lying there, even cancer can be cured,” he insisted as he inaugurated a cow shelter in the city of Pilibhit. “If you burn cow dung cakes, you get relief from mosquitoes. Everything that a cow produces is useful in some way.”

So to Gangwar, the global-warming methane, that cows emit is useful, but in what way?

Is Gangwar, Donald Trump’s long-lost Indian son from a dalliance in the country?

 

October 14, 2024 - Posted by | Health | , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. Lie in a cowshed to get better, sounds like cow… no [sniff, sniff] bull****!

    Comment by R. Mark Clayton | October 14, 2024 | Reply


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