The Anonymous Widower

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You could imagine Richard Burton or Eric Cantona reading it.  It would still not make sense, but it would have a certain lilt to it.

As a programmer though, you have to admire the man, who wrote the program that writes this rubbish.

February 13, 2010 - Posted by AnonW | Computing | Internet, Spam