The Anonymous Widower

Products I Won’t Ever Buy Again!

As these companies are ruining the football by interrupting it with advert breaks, I won’t be buying their products in future.

• Ladbrokes – I use Betfair
• Bacardi – Be patriotic – Drink Scotch or Irish Whisky
• Lucozade Sport – I bet it’s not gluten-free anyway or has maltodextrin in it.
• Bet365 – I use Betfair
• EASports – Only sad people play computer games
• Shell – Be patriotic – Support your pension and annoy the Americans, by buying BP
• Swiftcover – I’m very satisfied with NFU
• Kia – What’s wrong with my Lotus and Jaguar?
• Audi – See Kia
• British Gas – I might buy their products if they connected me to the gas network
• Gillette Fusion – I have a beard and have had one for over 40 years
• Doritos – When I looked they weren’t gluten-free
• Ford S-Max – See Kia
• Freesat – I’ve got Sky AND Freeview
• Sony Ericson Phones – I’ve got a Nokia 6310i
• WKD – Enough said
• Moonpig – I always have a stock of proper cards – Remember my father was a proper printer and anything printed is a work of art to me.
• Stella Artois – Crap chemical lager, that’s not gluten free. What’s wrong with real ale, like Adnams or Greene King anyway.
• We buy any car – I bet they don’t and you’d getn more selling through eBay or AutoTrader
• Carling – See Stella Artois – A policeman once told me, you never get trouble at a real ale pub.

So they’re rather a load of dead beat no-good products anyway, that the civilised world could do without. It either proves you need advertising to sell rubbish or good products don’t need it. Or perhaps both!

June 13, 2010 - Posted by AnonW | Sport | ITV, Nokia 6310i, Television