The Anonymous Widower

At Least There’s No Football Team Like Chastity Bumgardner

It is reported that Charlotte Green is to be the new voice of the football results on BBC Radio 5 Live.

let’s hope that she doesn’t fall into her other persona, where she is described in the Independent as the queen of corpsing. Here’s an extract.

Green almost lost it in 2000 during a story about a woman called Chastity Bumgardner. She had proved less resilient in 1997, however, when an item about the chief of Papua New Guinea’s armed forces, Major General Jack Tuat, led into a story about a sperm whale.

I suppose she might corpse if she got the classic East Fife 4 – Forfar 5, which can happen this year as they are both in Scottish Division One. The dates to note are the September 14 and January 25.

If you don’t believe anybody is called Chastity Bumgardner, just type it into Google and the true story is not funny at all.

August 7, 2013 - Posted by AnonW | Sport, World | Football, Radio, Words