Fashion Goes Around And Around
This is the front page of today’s Times 2.
Note the bottom line.
(brace yourself for the velvet bikini)
Celia had a bright French orange velvet bikini in the mid-1970s.
Nothing is new.
If I remember Celia liked it, but then she always liked bright colours! Except yellow!
Bikini Record Goes Bust
An attempt at Southend yesterday to break the number of women wearing bikinis failed.
Appearently only 42 turned up, when they needed 1923 to break the record. Southend must be just too cold. I though Essex girls were up for anything.
There are some appropriate Essex girl jokes here. It is probably a good idea if you don’t go there, if you can be easily offended or are female and were born in Essex.
The Anonymous Widower 