The Car Can Wait, I’ve Got Something Better To Do
According to news reports, like this one in the Standard, shares of Haynes popular car manuals have slumped.
And supposedly it’s all because of Fifty Shades of Grey!
So are men reading the book, attempting to write better ones or doing important research in the garage?
Or have women found better ways of distracting men, from adjusting their big-ends?
The truth will come out when a student publishes their doctorate on the effect of the book! It will probably a lot more interesting than the novel.
The Anonymous Widower 
Women don’t need to find better ways of distracting men . . .
I have always enjoyed being distracted by a woman, with their old & proven ways.
Comment by Steam Lover | September 28, 2012 |
Do you get Haynes car manuals in Oz?
I suppose someone has written a manual in the Haynes style, so that men can deal with the woman in their life properly.
Comment by AnonW | September 29, 2012 |
Haynes Manuals are available . . . but it took me 50 years, to learn, that I still know very little, about the Wonderful & Lovable Girls . . .
I Like them how they are built . . . they don’t need updating or any more Technology or Changes . . . Classic Motor Cars & Classic Girls are Fine.
Comment by Steam Lover | September 29, 2012 |