Can I Have Some Serious Rain, Please?
I haven’t really felt well since, I went to Sunderland a few weeks ago!
I’ve searched weather maps and systems and I can’t find any serious rain, anywhere!
Even Manchester hasn’t got any!
It’s all a Russian plot to kill me! Or at least get me seriously ill!
The Anonymous Widower 
The last time there was no rain in Manchester for any lengthy period was the 1976 drought.
You could always move to Blackpool – “if you can see Barrow in Furness it’s going to rain, if you can’t it is.”
Comment by Mark Clayton | February 24, 2018 |
No!
It’s the EU!
They have developed weather control technology to such an extent that they are preparing to deny us free rain. They can then bring it into the Brexit negotiations???
Comment by Ron Collins | February 24, 2018 |
Oh !… no !…
The russians are not so bad !…
Comment by Antonio Ramos de Carvalho | February 26, 2018 |
Please let this be a lesson in “be careful what you wish for”. We have just suffered a week of freezing rain, snow and bitter easterly gales…
Comment by Mark Clayton | March 3, 2018 |