Aussies Get a Pasting from the Germans
It certainly looks that way with just a few minutes to go, but there is nothing that cheers a real Englishman more than Aussies losing. Except possibly a bunch of chippy Scotsmen doing the same!
I know we weren’t that good, but remember where Robert Green learned to keep goal – Norwich City! It was also the altitude, as it’s rather low in Norfolk.
Costa at Addenbrookes
Costa in the Food Court used to have little packets of two Doves Farm cookies. Excellent and reliably gluten-free. Not any more though, but they have a gluten-free chocolate macaroon, which wasn’t bad, but not as good.
Surely in hospital they should cater for all!
ITV’s Bad Commentary on Ghana – Serbia
No advert mistakes this time, the commentator just missed the action. Perhaps, he was in the studio and not at the game?
So for the rest of the matches on ITV, it’ll be pictures only and commentary on BBC Radio 5 Live
Codex Digestive Biscuits
They gave me some of these in Addenbrookes. On Friday when I came out I Must have ate about half a packet, as they were quite tasty. On Saturday, I had a blotchy face and a red neck, which is one of the ways gluten affects me.. Just likeit used to before I was diagnosed as a coeliac and went gluten-free. C was always plastering moisturiser on my face to no avail. Everything else, I ate on those two days was either something I knew I could trust or had cooked myself.
On Saturday I looked at the biscuit packet and found that they contained codex gluten-free wheat starch. It may be so, but I think my body had reacted to it, just like it reacts to maltodextrin. So thank you, biscuits for glutening me! I shall avoid codex products in future and especially those with gluten-free wheat starch. That must be something like alcohol-free Scotch Whisky! If firms like Trufree, Doves Farm, Village Bakery and countless others can get it right, it can’t be that difficult.
Today, I woke up fine and look and feel normal.
Fine Wine Company Manchester City
Ignore this crappy scam.
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Products I Won’t Ever Buy Again!
As these companies are ruining the football by interrupting it with advert breaks, I won’t be buying their products in future.
- Ladbrokes – I use Betfair
- Bacardi – Be patriotic – Drink Scotch or Irish Whisky
- Lucozade Sport – I bet it’s not gluten-free anyway or has maltodextrin in it.
- Bet365 – I use Betfair
- EASports – Only sad people play computer games
- Shell – Be patriotic – Support your pension and annoy the Americans, by buying BP
- Swiftcover – I’m very satisfied with NFU
- Kia – What’s wrong with my Lotus and Jaguar?
- Audi – See Kia
- British Gas – I might buy their products if they connected me to the gas network
- Gillette Fusion – I have a beard and have had one for over 40 years
- Doritos – When I looked they weren’t gluten-free
- Ford S-Max – See Kia
- Freesat – I’ve got Sky AND Freeview
- Sony Ericson Phones – I’ve got a Nokia 6310i
- WKD – Enough said
- Moonpig – I always have a stock of proper cards – Remember my father was a proper printer and anything printed is a work of art to me.
- Stella Artois – Crap chemical lager, that’s not gluten free. What’s wrong with real ale, like Adnams or Greene King anyway.
- We buy any car – I bet they don’t and you’d getn more selling through eBay or AutoTrader
- Carling – See Stella Artois – A policeman once told me, you never get trouble at a real ale pub.
So they’re rather a load of dead beat no-good products anyway, that the civilised world could do without. It either proves you need advertising to sell rubbish or good products don’t need it. Or perhaps both!
The Anonymous Widower 