The Anonymous Widower

He Must Be Joking

I just received this e-mail from some idiot called Nepon Smith.  With a name like that his parents must have been very stupid and they’ve obviously passed him a set of extremely crap genes.

Hello ,

Am interested in a champagne called Louis Reoderer Cristal Champagne

2002 vintage for an event this month i know the champagnes are expensive also let me know if i can have them in Gift boxes but i will like to know if you can source them for i we be happy if i could have them on hand be the Date of the event Let me know how soon you can get them I’ll get back to you with my Credit Card number as soon as i get the total cost for the cases and i will arrange for the pick up at your location as soon as payment is clear by my carrier to the location of the event below is the bottles needed i will like you to get back to me with the total cost for the bottles.

 

 

Champagne Name

 

Louis Reoderer Cristal Champagne 2002 vintage ……….24  bottles

 

 

Waiting for you quick respond.

 This has scam written all over it, so I used my favourite Delete key.

I was tempted to e-mail him back, with a suitable address in Kabul.

December 5, 2010 - Posted by | Computing | , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. Yes, it is either a scam or a barely literate person sending to the wrong email address. I would have deleted it too!

    Comment by liz | December 5, 2010 | Reply

  2. Anybody who replies, needs their head examined and their credit and bank cards removed to a very safe place.

    Comment by AnonW | December 5, 2010 | Reply


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