The Anonymous Widower

A New Toy

This is my new Acer Iconia W-500.

Acer Iconia W-500

It’s a tablet computer that runs Windows.  When I get my network sorted, I’ll use it to demonstrate Daisy and also to browse on my travels to access my bank account, Zopa and GMail.

I think I might write some stroke-friendly software for the device. Of course, it will be in Visual Basic 6. You might ask why I don’t want an iPad.

The reason is simple.  Real programmers don’t use Apple products and anyway, I’d need to learn a whole new set of progrmming tools.  As it is virtually all of the software, I’ve written will run on this machine. I won’t need to buy anything else, except possibly a case to protect it.  But it does fit my manbag.

Here’s an old joke.

Q: How do you make an Apple go faster?

A: Drop it from a higher building.

May 29, 2011 Posted by | Computing, World | , , , | 6 Comments

How to buy a Power Tool

C once bought me an electric drill. I still use it to this day, as it fulfils all of my needs.

She didn’t go to somewhere like B & Q and buy something at the top of the range, but probably to a proper tool shop like Mackays in Cambridge and asked advice.

  • She actually bought a Bosch  , which had the following features.
  • No batteries, as they’ll always flat when you want to use it.
  • A simple chuck that doesn’t need a key. It still locks the drill tight.
  • Variable speed.
  • Hammer action if required.
  • Side handle, although I’ve never used it.

Whoever advised her, got it absolutely right and I’ve used it for seven or eight years. Here’s a picture of the neat box with the drill inside.

Bosch PSB 6800 RE In Its Case

It was also once number one in the Independent’s list of 100 best tools.

This all proves it’s not difficult to buy good tools, but ask in the shop first and don’t be seduced by all the macho features.

May 29, 2011 Posted by | World | | 2 Comments

Is The Cause of High Unemployment Our Housing and Transport Policies?

There was a program on BBC Radio 5 this morning about unemployment.  It was the usual left versus right battle, which has been fought so many times to a non-conclusion, that the program got boring, so I went shopping at Upper Street.

I have lived in several houses and flats in my life and in some ways, where I am now suits me best. Visitors like it too and they feel it is absolutely right for me.

So what is this house like. It’s a three bed-roomed house with two en-suite bathrooms and one that isn’t. It’s modern and it’s built upside down, with two bedrooms, a bathroom and the garage on the ground floor and a seven-metre square living area, kitchen and a bedroom on the first floor. It has a lot of chocolate-coloured steel and big glass windows. Unfortunately, it was built by Jerry. It doesn’t have a garden, but it does have two patios front and back.

In some ways the nearest to it in feel, was our flat in Cromwell Tower, in the Barbican, where we raised our three sons for the first few years of their lives. There we had three bedrooms, a large living room, kitchen, an underground car park and superb views across to St. Paul’s.

My house is however not the sort of house that most people aspire to or in fact that many can afford.

So many prefer one of Pete Seeger  ‘s Little Boxes on a new estate somewhere in the countryside with space for two cars.  After all, these sort of estates don’t get inhabitated by the riff-raff do they? They are also as eco-friendly as Obama’s Beast.

I have now come to the conclusion that I don’t like to live in the countryside.  It is all so sterile, unfriendly and full of lots of little cliques.  After the loss of C and my son, not one person in the village came to see me. After all I was a loser wasn’t I, especially as I had a stroke? There’s a great belief too, that widows might decide to walk off with your partner! It was a real relief to escape on a train to somewhere, where something actually happened. But there was no public transport, so simple things like getting any food meant a taxi or scounging a lift.

I also should say I hated living in Cockfosters as a child.  There the problem was that there were no children of my own age and most of my school friends lived some distance away.  Only when I was old enough to work in my father’s print works and ride my bike all over the area did I feel liberated.

How I live now, is surprisingly similar to how C and I used to live with the boys in the Barbican and St. John’s Wood before that. Except of course that I am now alone and do the things like food shopping, that C used to do. But then when I wander round Chapel Market, it’s like going back to the early seventies and she’s still guiding me.

It’s a friendly and a mixed area, with some good shops, four pubs that know their gluten-free within walking distance, several gardens and superb public transport links. The people are friendly too and I’m starting to add to my circle of friends. In this sort of mixed area, you also develop passing acquaintances with people, who you say hello to as you pass.  In the countryside, it’s a bit difficult to talk to someone about their basset hound as I did today, when the dog is in the back of a 4×4 passing at speed.

So the sort of mixed area where I live is not to most people’s taste, but in my view, if we want to decrease unemployment and create worthwhile jobs, then this sort of area can do it’s bit.  Another mixed area, I know well is the centre of Cambridge and it could be argued that that mixing helps with the development of ideas.

How many good ideas have been hatched in pubs or coffee shops? Sterile country villages might have an award winning gastro-pub, but the only ideas that come out of places like that, are things like better ways to cook asparagus.

One of the complaints in all the villages I’ve lived was the lack of any staff locally.  This was mainly because, those same people didn’t want any affordable housing built, that might spoil their view and lower the tone of the place. I have a lovely lady, who sorts my house out, once a week and she was fairly easy to find. Incidentally she comes on a bus from the other side of Dalston JUnction station.  so just at a selfish level, good public transport helps people to get to their jobs. In those much admired villages, there is no public transport, so everybody has to drive, so those that can’t afford their own car, often can’t get a decent job.  But then a lot of those that live in villages don’t want more public transport, because of all the noise and inconvenience of passing a bus in a large 4×4.  But they have their own cars anyway!

To illustrate what I say further, I will take the Suffolk town of Haverhill, which has large numbers of little boxes, which asre being added too at a fast rate. There are jobs in the town, but many require a car to get to, as the town isn’t the most cycle-friendly and the public transport is limited. Haverhill is also a sensible commute to Cambridge, where there are far better-paid and more worthwhile jobs, but the only way to do it, is to use a bus or car. There used to be a railway, but that was axed in the Beeching cuts. Axing it actually wasn’t the problem, but building over the right-of-way was, as that railway, which is needed to provide a link etween Sudbury and Cambridge, could have been reinstated.  In Scotland, they have been reinstating railways like Airdrie to Bathgate with some degree of success.

If I was in charge of eployment policy in this country, I would reinstate railways like Sudbury to Cambridge, as they not only create employment, but allow people to get better jobs. Recently, the line from Ipswich to Cambridge has been updated with better and bigger trains and the investment has led to a large increase in passenger numbers.

Where I live, we also have the example of the recently-rebuilt North and East London Lines of the London Overground, which are now used and liked by everybody.  In fact, so much so, that frequencies are being increased.

I have also read and heard stories how the new lines have decreased unemployment, just by enabling people to move more easily from where they live to where the jobs are.

I think too, we concentrate on unemployment and rightly so, but in many cases better transport links will enable people to move up the employment ladder.  This is just as important, as not only does it create a need to replace the person who’s left, but if people earn more, they tend to spend more and that helps to create jobs.

May 29, 2011 Posted by | News, Transport/Travel, World | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Barcelona Comes To London

I took these pictures in Trafalgar Square before the match.

Everything was very good-natured. It also seemed to be more about photography, singing and hsving a good time than excessive consumption of alcohol.

It was very busy in Charing Cross station, but where were the signs in Spanish/Catalan.  There seemed to be a degree of crowding as fans tried to work out how to get tickets to Wembley.

London should get this right before the Olympics.  But then we don’t need to, as all foreigners speak English.  Don’t they?

May 28, 2011 Posted by | Sport, World | , , | 3 Comments

Mathmos Lighting

This company, famed for the Lava Lamp, seems to be thinking the way I am on column lights with its Airswitch range.

I need one that is the size of the IKEA one, with the controls of the Airswitch.

May 26, 2011 Posted by | World | , , | 3 Comments

Faking It!

Jerry had a way with building; cheap and nasty.

Take this little gem of a cover over the hole where he should probably have put a bolt to secure the beam.

Another Examp;le of Jerry's Handiwork

Underneath was a hole filled with some sort of mastic. To match the nuts and bolts on the staircase, I needed to create a dome headed bolt that could be screwed or fixed into the hole.

Just as I did when I created the dome-headed bolts, I cut a small length of studding.  In this case though I just cut the head off of a brass bolt.

Off With Its Head

That way, I won’t get any electrolytic effects because of dissimilar metals.

A Completed Bolt

The picture shows a completed bolt.

It was then a simple matter of gluing the bolt into the hole using No More Nails.

The Installed Bolt

I suppose I could have used just an ordinary brass bolt, but felt I needed to use the dome-headed theme of the staircase.

May 26, 2011 Posted by | World | , , | Leave a comment

Memories Of Deauville

With the G8 summit being in Deauville in the next few days, I’m reminded of a few stories from  the French seaside resort.

The first time, C and I went, we drove along the coast after taking her first red Lotus Elan over on the ferry. It actually was the only overseas trip we did in the car, before she replaced it with the one that I still own.

We did all of the usual touristy things, like seeing the Bayeau Tapestry, the Mont St. Michel and the port of Honfleur, but two things stand out.

When we went to the races, we parked the car next to a Ferrari Testarossa.  It was immediately surrounded by French kids, which I think says a bit for the pysche of the French, who tend to prefer the small and perfectly formed like Piaf and Sarkozy. 

We also were sitting in a cafe in the main street, enjoying a good lunch, when a guy drove up on the opposite side of the street in a BMW convertible and showed everybody how to park a car in a space that was a metre or so too short. He just shunted the cars in front and behind until the space was large enough. Everybody in the cafe enjoyed it and gave him a good Gallic cheer, when he locked his car and walked away. Unfortunately, we had virtually finished lunch and had to move on, so we never saw the end of the story.

We did go to Deauville a couple of years later in my Cessna 340A with our middle son and his friend, Andy, for a day at the races. We had a good day, but at the end of the day we were treated to one of the worst displays of bad manners I’ve ever seen.

When you want to leave a small airport, you fill in all the appropriate paperwork and then go to your aircraft, request permission to start your engines if required and then when that is complete, you request permission to taxi. Deauville was quite busy that day, with several aircraft wanting to leave. So as you do, we just formed an orderly queue until ATC gave us permission to enter the runway and takeoff.

But this wasn’t good enough for one American.  He just passed the queue in his private jet and to various cries of “Sacre Bleu!” and “You don’t have permission!”, he just lined up and took off. What an idiot!

When the man died a few years ago, I actually felt relieved that such a rude man had gone.  It is very rare that I do that!

Sadly there are many more rich, famous and very rude these days.

May 26, 2011 Posted by | Business, Sport, Transport/Travel, World | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Phishing Scams From Someone Claiming to be HMRC

We all get these and some look like they come from sensible addresses like alert@hmrc.gov.uk.

Here’s a typical content.

Date 21/05/2011
A tax refund of 1560.10 GBP .(Still Pending) Due to invalid account record we were unable to credit your account Please submit a verified tax refund request.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
Click the “Refund Me Now” link below and follow the on screen step in order to have us process your request.

Refund Me Now Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time,Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.

 
Best Regards,
HM Revenue & Customs

They are all a scam designed to get your login asnd password to the HMRC web site.

They show all of the typical mistakes of scammers.

  1. Why would they say 2510 GBP, when the £2510.00 would probably be used?
  2. The English is a bit clunky.  But then so is a lot of Civil Servant-speak!
  3. I especially like the last bit saying “Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.” What do they mean about indicated? Does a nice young lady all dressed like Lady Gaga in leather come round and give you a ticking off?  Now that will be fun!
  4. And then there’s the Best Regards bit! Very HMRC! I don’t think!

So what should you do with these e-mails, other than comply with what they say?

The real HMRC have a page which says what to do.

Note this clear statement on the page.

HMRC will never send notifications of a tax rebate by email, or ask you to disclose personal or payment information by email.

You should never disclose your personal and/or payment information in reply to an email that may look like it’s from HMRC, you may well be revealing your details to a fraudulent website.

 

It also says you should forward them to phishing@hmrc.gsi.gov.uk

I shall be sending a few today, so let’s see what happens.

May 26, 2011 Posted by | Computing, World | , , , | Leave a comment

Two Greedy Italians

Antonio Carluccio has said tonight, that his religion is food. So tonight he and Gennaro Contaldo are exploring Puglia looking at religion and food.

But Gennaro did come up with this glorious recipe. I’ll try it sometime. It’s gluten-free too.

Antonio seems to be rather dismissive of the religion and is much keener on the food.  I’ll drink to that!  As I sip a gluten-free beer!

May 25, 2011 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel, World | , , | Leave a comment

Does God Believe in Arson?

I couldn’t believe the name on this picture.

Mountain of Fire & Miracles

But then I agree with Nietzsche about God. On the other hand I try to live my life against the humanist principles of some of the world’s great religions.

May 25, 2011 Posted by | World | | 7 Comments