The Anonymous Widower

An Update on Honest Bread

The two main uses I have for bread is to make toast for quick snacks like beans or scrambled egg on toast or to make some sandwiches when I go to somewhere like the football and I know that a gluten-free snack, except for perhaps a banana, will be unavailable.

Genius bread fulfils these purposes, but Honest bread does not.

I ate some yesterday, with a friend who lives a lot of the time in France and we both agreeed it was much like brioche. Fine for some purposes, but not for our lunchtime scrambled egg.

She felt it would make a superb bread and butter pudding.

I doubt I will be buying it again.

December 31, 2010 Posted by | Food | | Leave a comment

Walking a Lady Back to the Bus

Mary, an old friend for about thirty-five years came to see me today and we got some more of the boxes unpacked and few pictures up on the walls.  As someone, who has earned her living from preparing food professionally several times in her life, she also tried to help me fathom out the cooker.  In the end we baked some haddock, with onions and tomatoes. And it was very delicious too! Or at least we both thought so!  But then I’d cooked it and she’d worked the oven.

She had to get back to her car to get home, so about seven-thirty I walked her back to get the bus back to the Central Line. Mary is about two years younger than me, so as we walked along, I asked when was the last time, she’d been properly walked back to get the bus home.  She thought it was perhaps when she was about 19.  After we’d said good-bye, I reflected on when was the last time I walked a lsdy to the bus. I may be wrong, but I can’t remember it since about 1966, when I walked a girlfriend to get her bus back to Aigburth in Liverpool. In all the time C and I were together we either went home together or drove in a car. I may have walked the odd lady to a tube or train, after a business meeting or because we were working together, but to a bus, never!

It was all so relaxing and very pleasant really!

December 30, 2010 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel | , | Leave a comment

The Next Gluten-Free Food Opportunity

Yesterday’s visit to the cafe at St. Paul’s has got me thinking. What is going to be the next gluten-free opportunity. I was served gluten-free bread there and I suspect it might have been something like Genius. So perhaps the opportunity in a large metropolis like London is the supply of a range of quality GF bread and rolls. They will be a premium product as they will be aimed at restaurants and quality food shops. Get the product right and no self-respecting restaurant will be without its GF bread probably delivered almost daily. Remember in the late 1800s, virtually every part of London had their own craft bakers.  Most incidentally were German.

Would the same also apply to beer?

I don’t know, but in probably ten years time, the market will be very different.

December 30, 2010 Posted by | Food | , | Leave a comment

Carluccio’s Start Selling Gluten-Free Pasta

According to the manager of their Islington Upper Street branch, they’ve now started selling the gluten-free pasta they serve in the caffes in the attached shops, where the demand is strong enough.

But yet again we have another reputable company targeting the coeliac market. Who’d be a specialist gluten-free food manufacturer?

They’ll be one main group of winners; coeliacs like me.

December 30, 2010 Posted by | Food | , | Leave a comment

Free Speech in the Coeliac Area

Someone, who lives outside of the UK, has said that their coeliac society has objected to criticism of the society, that they wrote in an Internet chat-room.

I’m all for free speech as you know, providing it’s not malicious and very much support the reform of the libel law in the UK. I’m a big supporter of Sense About Science, who are trying to stop commercial interests using the UK’s libel laws for their our ends.

The coeliac area has been pretty free of legal spats so far, but I suspect we will see quite a few in the next few years.

So many companies make a lot of money and they don’t like new entrants to the market and so many doctors have a nice simple living from coeliac disease, and probably wouldn’t like changes to diagnostic methods and then there’s the charity racket.  Certainly in the UK, there are loads of retired great and good, who get on the charity bandwagon to have a nice lifestyle.  I have no knowledge of the UK Coeliac society as I’m a Marxist of the Groucho tendency, who wouldn’t join any club, that would have me as a member. But as it’s fairly small according to the accounts, it probably hasn’t any places for freeloaders. But sadly there are many charities, that are virtually run for the benefit of their board, if you believe some of the accounts I’ve read in the newspapers.

The problem with the coeliac market is that any good cook, can create their own completely gluten-free meals.  I would argue you don’t even have to be a good cook, as some of the recipes I use are very much enjoyed by my friends and family. Most have been stolen from the Internet or borrowed from friends.

Also on the coeliac front in the UK, there is a war out there, partly driven by the recession, in that quite a few intelligent and ethical food technologists see the coeliac market as a place of expansion.  Every week I go to Waitrose or other supermarkets, there seems to be something new.  Yesterday it was the Honest bread, but there has been Lazy Days biscuits from Scotland and now there may be Estrella Damm Laura beer from Spain. I’ve also seen some luxury foods, like soups,  that have been made deliberately gluten-free so that their market is bigger. Established coeliac food companies and even mainstream ones are under threat, but they have nowhere to complain about companies who are being both ethical and commercial. Even the supermarkets can’t help, as I suspect that the new quality entrants can give them better sales and possibly better margins.

December 30, 2010 Posted by | Food, News | , | Leave a comment

A Gluten-Free Lunch in Beautiful Surroundings

I had perhaps intended to have lunch in Carluccio’s in Smithfield, but on the way I walked behind St. Paul’s to take a photograph of the Temple Bar.

Temple Bar

Instead of passing through, as I intended, I spotted a sign saying restaurant and pointing to the crypt of the cathedral.

So I explored and found a restaurant with a full coeliac, not just gluten-free menu. It was more than I needed, so I approached the adjoining cafe and asked if the soup was gluten-free.  The waitress said she was a coeliac too and said she’d check and also get me some gluten-free bread if I would like some. In the end I had some excellent parsnip soup and one of Fentiman‘s exotic soft drinks for about eight pounds.

So now, I can add a hole-filler to my walking routes around London.

December 29, 2010 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel | , , , | 1 Comment

Missing the Hole in my Chopping Board

In my previous kitchen, I had chopping board with a hole in it fixed to the work surface.  The hole had a turned stopper and underneath was the rubbish bin for food waste and things like tea bags.  Now I have to have two separate bins for recycling or not and they take up much needed floor space.  I also drip tea all over the floor, when I remove the tea bag.

I’ve never seen another kitchen with a chopping board with a hole in it. Every home should have one!

December 29, 2010 Posted by | Food | | 3 Comments

Things I Have Never Done

Everybody has lists like these, which often include such things as making love in a hammock or aeroplane, which for most people are very unlikely.  I won’t comment about the two I mention here, except to say that I did have my own plane for many years.  But it didn’t feature a hammock!

Two things on my real list are learning to swim and having someone deliver a takeaway meal, which I then pay for at the door. As to the latter, I’ve never even had one delivered by the vendor. The learning to swim will stay forever, but as I have a branch of the Bombay Bicycle Club just round the corner, a takeaway will probably be delivered at some point in the near future.

Unusual things I have done include.

  1. Gone to Royal Ascot with someone else impersonating someone who had died many years before. The gateman said she looked well. She still did, when I saw her a couple of weeks ago.
  2. Crashed an aircraft and walked away from it.  As did all my passengers!  The plane was a right-off!
  3. Hunted three types of hare hounds; harriers, bassets and beagles in one day.
  4. Been extremely drunk on a Mersey Ferry.
  5. Seen the Beatles perform live.
  6. Piloted a light-aircraft all  round Australia and even on to the Great Barrier Reef.
  7. Been present at the birth of all my three sons. For the first, my wife was three weeks late and she fooled the Middlesex Hospital into believing she was in labour. More…
  8. Won a National Championship at real tennis.
  9. Seen a Transit of Venus.
  10. Had dinner in Rick Stein’s restaurant with two widowed daughters of an heriditary peer. More…
  11. Came off best after a mugging in Naples. More…
  12. Hitched a Lift in the cab of a High Speed Train from Edinburgh to Inverness. More…

My late wife always said she married me because she knew life wouldn’t be boring.  I intend to keep proving she was right.  I must not let her down!

December 27, 2010 Posted by | Food, Sport, World | , , | Leave a comment

Gressingham Slow Cooked Duck

My son cooked this for me for Christmas yesterday and it was very nice.  It was also gluten-free, in that none of the ingredients could by any means be made with gluten.

the strange thing was that their offices now are in Debach, a small village in East Suffolk, where we all lived for nearly twenty years.  I was also nearly killed there, when the chimney went through my office in the Great Storm.

December 26, 2010 Posted by | Food, World | , , | Leave a comment

The Worst Beer I Ever Had

As a coeliac, I don’t drink beer, except for the occasional one from Green’s which is gluten free. 

However watching the cricket from Australia has reminded me how bad their beer is.  When I went to Australia with C, I hadn’t been diagnosed as a coeliac, but as a proper man from Suffolk, I only drunk real ale and of course in a country like Germany, their real lager.  So I think virtually before we got to Australia, I had decided that I’d stick to the excellent wines and totally ignore the Fosters and the other products of chemical works.

I was also piloting an aircraft around the country, so obviously safety was paramount and alcohol was low down on my priorities.

I was  tempted once to have a beer and that was in a five-star hotel in Alice Springs. It was in a can, which is not the right place for any alcoholic drink anyway and called a Red Centre.

It was so bad, I gave up after perhaps a third of a glass.  I remember C was very surprised, as she always felt I could drink anything.

Talking of beers in cans, my father used to drink something called Long Life, which was a beer in the 1960s, that they said was brewed specifically for the can.  I did have a few at the time and the taste was not unlike the Green’s gluten-free beer I drink now., but rather gassy, with a chalky aftertaste. A good way to lose money would be to start brewing Long Life again, but then never underestimate beer drinkers’ taste.  Just advertise it a lot.

Incidentally, I’ve never drunk, anything like Fosters or Carling.  Trying Watney’s Red Barrel in the 1960s put me off that sort of so-called beer for life. But then I always had Adnams, Greene King, Youngs or Fullers on hand in Suffolk or London.

December 26, 2010 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel, World | , , , | 2 Comments