The Anonymous Widower

France Looks To Cable Cars

This article from the Guardian tells how France and other places are looking for cable-car solutions to urban transport problems.

As with many things, the way to a better future is to innovate and use good design.

November 7, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel, World | , , | Leave a comment

Hollande Shows He’s A True Champagne Socialist!

There seems to be a big row brewing in France, as President Hollande has upped the tax on beer by a whopping 160%.  He left the tax on wine and spirits alone.  Read all about it, here in the Belfast Telegraph. This is the first paragraph.

France is planning heavy tax increases on beer, upsetting brewers – even in other countries.

President Francois Hollande is pushing through legislation to increase taxes on beer by 160% to help fund struggling social security programmes as France tries to lower a budget deficit hit hard by the economic crisis. The tax would affect local brews and the 30% of imported beer the French drink.

I suppose though, I’m not bothered, as I’ve never heard of a gluten-free French beer.  Although, there’s some passable Belgian and Spanish ones.

November 1, 2012 Posted by | Food, News | , , | Leave a comment

France Might Tax Energy Drinks

France seems to be planning to tax energy drinks according to reports like this, this morning.

I’ve never drunk one, but judging by the number of cans you see strewn all over place, many do.

October 24, 2012 Posted by | Food | , , | Leave a comment

Nelson’s Link To Hawke

Edward Hawke was an admiral in the Royal Navy and is best known for his defeating of the French at the Battle of Quiberon Bay in 1759, which probably ended any chance of a French invasion of Great Britain. Quiberon Bay was one of those naval battles like the defeat of the Spanish Armada,  Trafalgar and Taranto, that have defined our history.

I had lunch with a friend yesterday and the subject of a artist called Edward Hawke Locker came up. He was called Edward Hawke, as his father, William Locker, was a protege of Admiral Hawke, who served with him in the Seven Years War. The Wikipedia entry for William says this.

Locker then moved to command the frigate HMS Thames, on the home station. He was her captain from 1770 until 1773. In 1777 he took command of HMS Lowestoffe, sailing her to the West Indies. During this period, one of his lieutenants was the newly promoted Horatio Nelson. Nelson, then barely nineteen, served with Locker for fifteen months. His experiences with Locker, and Locker’s teachings had a lasting effect on Nelson.

Twenty years later, on 9 February 1799, Nelson wrote to his old captain: “I have been your scholar; it is you who taught me to board a Frenchman by your conduct when in the Experiment; it is you who always told me ‘Lay a Frenchman close and you will beat him;’ and my only merit in my profession is being a good scholar. Our friendship will never end but with my life, but you have always been too partial to me.”

Note that Lowestoft is spelt how the locals tend to pronounce it. The article also goes on to elaborate on the connection between Locker and Nelson.

If there is a moral in this, it is that you should make sure you learn the lessons of history.

 

October 18, 2012 Posted by | World | , , , | Leave a comment

They’ve Got Blue Honey In France

This sounds a rather weird story and it’s all here on the BBC web site.

Perhaps the French bees have got the blues over Francois Hollande!

October 5, 2012 Posted by | Food, World | , , | Leave a comment

St. Pancras: Gem – Gare du Nord: Dump

The title is not my words, but those of the BBC’s respected correspondent, Hugh Schofield, in this piece, about the differences between Britain and France.  This is a typical paragraph.

Now, I am not going to draw any too-facile comparison between France and Britain on the basis of a pair of 19th Century railway termini.

But I will say this – never in 16 years of living in France, and making pretty regular trips back and forth across the Channel, have I ever felt a greater disparity in national moods.

There’s a lot more in the same vein.

As ever with what Hugh Schofield writes, it is a good and thoughtful read.

October 5, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , | Leave a comment

French Tragedy

The French seem to be making a wonderful mess of the murders at Annecy. In The  Times yesterday, they showed that the murder site was now covered in cows.

But it would appear that every theory and all the evidence has been freely distributed to the media, by the so-called police.

Yet again, the French police are living up to their reputation as some of the worst investigators in the world.

It does seem that this case is following all of the pattern of previous cases of British people murdered in France.

It would also seem that if you wanted to murder someone, France is the best place to do it, as you’ll never be found out.

Let’s hope that Scotland Yard can sort this one out and give the French the evidence.

September 9, 2012 Posted by | News | , | Leave a comment

Fly Air France For Adventure

This is a story, that I’m surprised hasn’t turned up in The Sun or one of the other tabloids.

A flight from Paris to the Lebanon nearly ended up in Damascus.  The pilot even said, there might be a whip-round for fuel.

August 19, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , | Leave a comment

The French Say Things Differently

The row about the bikes ridden by the British cyclists at the Olympics continues according to this in the Guardian.

The sprinter François Pervis, who had tweeted “la sodomie continue” (rough translation, “we got shafted again”) after Jason Kenny’s victory over Grégory Baugé in the match sprint final, said on Monday that he was certain the British were not using drugs, but that they had the edge on the equipment front. “I am sure they are clean but their kit … 

So you now know how to say you’ve been shafted again in French.

August 18, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , , | Leave a comment

Promenade des Anglais

This is the headline on the front page of The Times complete with a picture of Bradley Wiggins in yellow.

The Times for July 23rd, 2012

Not quite in the same vein as The Sun’s infamous “Hop Off You Frogs”, but it has a similar impact, especially as it is balanced by an article inside entitled “France hails its favourite Englishman” Even the French President, Francois Hollande is quoted in this article in the Telegraph.

French President François Hollande: “He is a complete rider. He is a good climber and a super time trialist. His team-mate (Chris Froome) is also very good, so if Wiggins had not won the Tour he would have been there. It was the British year.”

Even L’Equipe the French sporting newspaper, declares Wiggins’s victory to be like Miguel Indurain and used the heading of God Save the King as the link to their report of the last stage.

When was that phrase last used in a French newspaper?

So it is a victory to savour and I don’t think it will be unique within a few years. But now we’ve got the Olympics!

Will we see the Wiggins effect ripple through Team GB?

July 23, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , | Leave a comment