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92 Clubs – Week 4 – 11 Clubs – 18 Trains

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3  Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7

Day 22 Day 23 Day 24 Day 25 Day 26 Day 27 Day 28

This was a rather poor performance on my part, but it had got off to rather a bad start on Day 22 and I did take three days off.

Here are the awards.

Heroes of the Week

These have to be Peter, who at 84, guided me across Manchester to Oldham and the unknown driver of the 14:06 out of Paddington to Penzance, that I took to Plymouth.

Most Surprising Stadium of the Week

It has to be Port Vale, as it shows how a small club can create a stadium of whom any supporter can be proud.

Best Stadium of the Week

I’d give this to Port Vale as well, if it wasn’t so difficult to get to. I might give it to Norwich, but then I can’t, can I? Both the Nottingham clubs have good stadia, which are easy to get to, but the others with the exception of Peterborough, are public transport nightmares.  So I think I’ll leave the award! in a few years time or on a match day, it will probably go to Port Vale.

Best Signposted Stadium of the Week

Portsmouth virtually has its own station at Fratton and even has separate signs to the ground for Home and Away Supporters, so it wins by a country mile.

Worst Signposted Stadium of the Week

Peterborough virtually lacks signposting and as it is fairly close to the station, some signs would help.  But as I said on Day 27, the stadium is very much a work-in-progress, so perhaps it will be very much better in a few years time. I think I’ll give it to Northampton, as with a bit of thought, they could probably make a nice walking route to the ground.

Dump of the Week

After a couple of near misses Manchester finally gets the rewa4rd it deserves.  It is a city with bad maps, no information and a completely indecipherable bus system. Perhaps some of the billions, they are spending on the new trams could be used to make sure the buses work or that the maps are correct.

Sign of the Week

It just has to be the one at Port Vale.

Best Train of the Week

The High Speed Train to Plymouth, where I sat on on the floor.

Worst Train of the Week

The two trains to Oxford, where there was no tables in the back of the seats in front. How can I do my Sudoku?

Worst Bus of the Week

The one I took from Boundary Park to Oldham Bus Station.  If you were in a wheelchair or had a baby in a buggy, you ewouldn’t have been able to use it.

This was rather a dissappointing week, in that I could have done much more. I could make the excuse of my hay fever! So I will!

October 30, 2011 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Trans Pennine Services

I’ve crossed the Pennines several times so far on a train. Sometimes I used the smart Trans Pennine expresses and at other times the slower trains of Northern Rail.

It would appear that a word of advice is not to use any of the expresses that go anywhere near Manchester Airport without a reservation, as they are generally overcrowded with both people and luggage. I first experienced the problems on Day 3, when getting from Horwich Parkway to Manchester Piccadilly. There also on that train seemed to be a surfeit of obese people sitting in more than one seat. A guy I talked to who was on his way to Prague for business says it was always like that.

But the line from Leeds to Preston is very pleasant as it winds its way through Bradford, Burnley, Accrington, Blackburn and other places, at a fairly leisurely but purposeful pace. On one trip two freight drivers said that the driver of our train was going a bit slower than he might. So do freight drivers think themselves the Kings of the Rail?

And of course there is the Tyne Valley line that I took from Carlisle to Newcastle, which winds through almost spectacular countryside, stopping at stations, straight out of film sets for Victorian melodramas.

How much pressure could be taken of the West Coast Main Line, by doing a small amount of evelopment on these lines? The expresses need more carriages and the slower services need modern units with an extra carriage or two.

Until the 1980s, if you had done the journey I’d done from Morecambe to Newcastle, you’d have just had one change at Leeds, rather than two at Lancaster and Carlisle. Go back even further and it was electrified all the way from Leeds to Heysham.  Now the electrification ends at Skipton. Such is progress!

But then on another trip across the Pennines, I sat with a guy, who used to commute on the old Woodhead electrified line from Manchester to Sheffield. A lot of that line doesn’t even exist any more.

All of this just illustrates one of the real problems of railways all over England.  East-West routes have not been developed as they should have been.  Try to do a journey like Ipswich to Shrewsbury or Hereford?

October 23, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , | 2 Comments

92 Clubs – Week 3 – 16 Clubs – 28 Trains, 3 Trams, 3 Metros

Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7

Day 15 Day 16 Day 17 Day 18 Day 19 Day 20 Day 21

Perhaps not as many clubs, as I would have wanted, but there was a lot of public transport.

I also had a late train, but that actually helped me at Hereford on Day 12, by giving me some extra time.

As with Week 1 and Week 2, I’ll put in a few awards.

Heroes of the Week

Everything went fairly smoothly and no-one really stood out, except for some very cheery people who sent me on my way.

Most Surprising Stadium of the Week

This has to be Morecambe in possibly the town that surprised me most. The whole town deserves an award for going from being a place berated in various papers for benefit tourists, to a place, where you’d be pleased to go for a few days.

Best Stadium of the Week

Huddersfield was the first of the new stadia to be built. It has a grace and engineering-style beauty that so many modern stadia lack. Access from the train is pretty good too. And the staff at the stadium I met, were friendly too. If the club make it to the Championship, they will be a welcome addition to the League.

Best Signposted Stadium of the Week

There wasn’t really one, but Manchester United and Newcastle with their own tram and metro stops are the easiest to find from the station. Newcastle probably wins because of the station in team colours and the fact that it’s so near to the ground.

Worst Signposted Stadium of the Week

A pedant would say Leyton Orient, as I don’t think I saw a single signpost after the Underground station at Leyton. But then you pass umpteen bus stops, all with maps showing you where the ground is located.

They could also include Millwall, but as the ground effectively has its own station at South Bermondsey and soon will have another at Surrey Canal Road, it is rather irrelevant.

So it has to be Manchester City, where there is no information at Piccadilly station and you have to get a bus from Piccadilly Gardens a short walk away. And then the bus doesn’t give any indication you are arriving at the stadium.

Best Town of the Week

Only Morecambe deserves any award. Just as with Hartlepool last week, they have done their best with very limited resources. The Town really shows up Blackpool to be the real dump it is. It was a pity I had so little time there on a very busy Day 21.

Dump of the Week

It’s a toss-up here between three places, Manchester, Leeds and Milton Keynes.  I think I’ll give it to Milton Keynes because of the fact that it would be an impossible place to live without a car and even then the signposting leaves a lot to be desired.

The problem with Leeds and Manchester, is that their buses are so badly organised and totally unusable by visitors except with a guide.  But that also applies to Blackpool and Bristol.

I haven’t really caught up much, but I’m keeping going.

October 22, 2011 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

92 Clubs – Day 20 – Liverpool, Macclesfield, Manchester City, Manchester United, Middlesbrough, Millwall

Not quite the Magnificent Seven, but I’ll take six after a total of nine trains, four buses, three trams, two taxis, one Underground train and quite a bit of walking, it was a long day well done.

I started very early in the morning by taking the 05:27 direct to Liverpool. I got another friendly taxi-driver, who took me to the ground for a discount and took my picture in front of the Anfield Gates.

Outside the Anfield Gates

I was all very quick and I was on a train to Macclesfield just after nine. I changed at Stockport for Macclesfield and as there was no information at all at the station, it was another taxi.

Macclesfield Town's Ground

I got the impression the driver couldn’t use a camera, so this is the best picture I took of the ground.

To get to Manchester I took one of Virgin’s Pendolinos, which as I had the right ticket was OK.  However, it could be possible that you end up with a cheaper and incorrect ticket at Macclesfield, that is not valid on Virgin. So if you do buy a ticket there, check you have the right one for the train you are catching.

Piccadilly station at Manchester, is an information desert, so don’t do what I did and go there without total preparation.  You’d think that directions to the Etihad Stadium, where Manchester City play would be displayed prominently. But you would be very wrong! Eventually, someone from Virgin, who I suspect was a City fan, suggested I walk to Picadilly Gardens, as any of the buses to Ashton would get me there.  But there would be staff there, who I could ask!  There was and I got a bus that passed the stadium.

One of the problems of buses in the provinces is that few announce the stops, as all London buses do. So it was try and peer out the dirty window on a typical rainy Manchester morning and see the stadium.  In the end, I felt that I might have gone far enough, so I pressed the bell and got off a couple of stops early, so I could get wet in the drizzle.

If Manchester thinks it is an important city, it could spent a few pence on getting more information and maps for the buses and making them more user friendly. But then only the elderly, the unemployed and losers use buses. I suppose, I’m in at least two of those categories.

The stadium is impressive, but there wasn’t anybody to take a picture, which probably shows how unwelcoming and sterile many grounds have become these days.

Manchester City's Etihad Stsdium

At least I had no problem finding the bus to get me back to the city centre, although crossing the road, you were just a target for speeding motorists.

Again though, I found it difficult to find the right tram in Piccadilly Gardens, as they don’t believe in telling the punters what they need to know. There does seem to be this belief up north that public transport is for the locals and they don’t need information, as they know where they are going.

I did pass the other Old Trafford on the way to Manchester United ‘s ground.

Old Trafford on Brian Statham Way

The walk to Manchester United ‘s ground from the tram stop at Old Trafford is easy, but it does pass Trafford Town Hall.

Trafford Town Hall

And this street of healthy eating establishments.

Healthy Eating By Manchester United's Ground

Note one appears to be taking Lou Macari‘s name. But then he comes from the Land of the Deep-Fried Mars Bar. Something that is definitely not gluten-free.

Manchester United's Stadium

I did pass the stadium and took this photograph.  Obviously, I didn’t want to be photographed outside, but if I had, there were lots of people about, many who seemed to be from the more eastern parts of Asia. They would probably know how to use a camera better than some I have asked on my journey.

I carried walking past the ground aiming for a Metrolink station called Pomona.  However, it wasn’t signposted. I eventually found another station with the aim of getting back to Piccadilly.

Information on the Manchester Metrolink

Note the non-functioning information system, which sums up Manchester well. Eventually, I got back to Piccadilly for a train to Middlesbrough.Finding trains at Piccadilly isn’t the easiest as this board isn’t the best.

Information Board at Manchester Piccadilly

Why can’t they use the system they have at Leeds or London Bridge, which is a list of all the places served by all of the trains? This would appear to be doing something similar, but it doesn’t show all of the stations all of the time and they move about from place to place.  Quite frankly, it’s one of the worst and most useless information displays I’ve seen, except for some in places like Egypt, all in Arabic.

Eventually, I arrived at Middlesbrough and walked to the Riverside Stadium.

Middlesbrough's Riverside Stadium

It is another one of those modern stadia, that are surrounded by fast roads, with no crossings for pedestrians. But at least in the only match, I’ve seen there, Ipswich won.

I walked easily to and from the stadium from the station, although I wouldn’t do it in the dark with all the fast traffic about.

I got the late train back to London from Darlington and then it was off to London Bridge to catch a train to South Bermondsey for Millwall. It was dark by now and this is the best of the pictures I took.

The New Den's Behind the Bars

I couldn’t get any closer without climbing the unfriendly fence.  But I suppose it is Millwall and there might be lions loose inside.

I was in bed just after midnight, after a friendly and talkable 141 bus from London Bridge.

October 21, 2011 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , | 2 Comments

A Travelator At Manchester Piccadilly

When I changed trains at Manchester Piccadilly on Wednesday, I used this travelator at the station to get to platform 14 for Liverpool.

Travelator at Manchester Piccadilly

We need more of these in strategic places to speed up pedestrian flows.

October 15, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , | Leave a comment

92 Clubs – Day 6 – Is It Over?

On the train last night, I decided I would take things a bit slower and on Day 6 visit perhaps just Burnley and Burton Albion and then see how I felt.

So perhaps the best idea would be to leave London on the 11:30 Virgin reach to Burnley via Preston.

I may get to Manchester, which wouldn’t be the worst place to spend a night!

I tried to book this last night, but all the train web sites were down.  As at ten this morning, there is still something wrong.

So I have two choices.

  1. I write off today and start again tomorrow.
  2. I go to Euston and see what I can get a ticket for.

But then I’m a London mongrel of the worst kind.  So it has to be option 2.

October 6, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , | 5 Comments

The Solution’s Behind You

The BBC were interviewing Ed Balls today at the Labour Party conference in Liverpool.  He was pontificating on the solutions, that he would do to could Britain out of the financial mess, that largely his party got us in.

Who is right or wrong on the solution is a matter for the future.

Butb I think, that the solution to our problems was behind Ed Balls in his BBC interview. But then politicians never look behind themselves, except to see where the knife is coming from.

Over the last twenty years or so, Liverpool has been transformed, from a basket case, to one of the most vibrant cities in the world, by developing the city in a professional and quality manner. Liverpudlians will point to the European City of Culture in 2008, as a catalyst for a lot of the change, but in some cases it just gave developers a reason and possibly an excuse to invest.

London too, is changing and has been greatly improved over the last few decades. The development of Docklands started it and now the Olympics is pushing the city to new heights.

You could also argue, that Manchester got a kick start from the 2002 Commonwealth Games, but just as with Liverpool and London, the process was going to happen anyway and perhaps these events were just advertising for the place on a wider scale. Wikipedia says a lot about how the Games got Manchester moving after the 1996 IRA bombing. One might even say now that Manchester’s driving force is football.

Liverpool is getting a lot of publicity over the next couple of days, and how many will think about going there for a weekend break? When I was there last, I met a plumber who had come to the city for the day to ride his bicycle along the Mersey. Liverpool is almost becoming a seaside resort!

These three cities have benefited from a process that could best be described as Infrastructure for All.

I could also add how Newcastle has benefited from the waterfront developments along the Tyne. Other cities, like Leeds and Birminghamhave also been improved to everybody’s benefit.

I should also ask, if Glasgow is seeing the benefit for the 2014 commonwealth Games yet.

We must do this more in our run-down cities and districts.

Even on a local basis, Dalston has improved a bit in the year I’ve been here, mainly because of the opening of two new railways, that got built early because of the Olympics. But even if the Olympics hadn’t happened, they would have still gone ahead.

So we should look at all the infrastructure projects on the stocks and do those that are most valuable as soon as finances allow.

Priorities should obviusly go to those that give the greatest benefit. I would start with.

Housing, which would provide homes for our ever increasing population. It should be energy efficient and hopefully built, so that people who live there, don’t need to own one car per person, as we must wean ourselves off our own personal travelling spaces, they cost everyone else dear.

Selective rail projects, to remove bottlenecks and level crossings, improve stations and add a few new ones. In Suffolk, they are adding a new loop at Beccles so that more trains can run from Ipswich to Lowestoft.  How many more Beccles-like problems are there out there, that need urgent removal. Many of these projects would have positive knock-on effects in other areas. Some level crossings, like the one in the centre of Lincoln, would have enormous benefits to road traffic, if they were removed.

Rail freight projects, which remove trucks from the roads.  This would mean a few more interchanges such as Radlett, but the benefit to roads like the A14 and M1 would be high.

Personally, I would add a better bus network, with much better ticketing and disabled-friendly, information rich two-door buses, like you have in London.  I have a free pass for buses, so why do I have to be issued with a ticket when I use a bus in Cambridge.  It should be just touch in on all buses. 

And of course, it’s important that we create interesting places for people to go. Some sports clubs have been trying to build new grounds for years and this process should be speeded up. And we don’t want any more stadia, like Coventry, Scunthorpe and the Rose Bowl designed solely to be driven to. They should be built near the transport hubs., which in itself would probably make them more financially viable.

You will notice, I’ve missed out new roads.

In many ways they are not infrastructure for all.

Some may need to be built or widened, but our priority should be to get unnecessary traffic off the roads.

I believe that we are seeing a drop in the number of trucks from the roads, as more and more container traffic is diverted to the trains. But this process needs some selective action at rail junctions, and it also needs more rail-based distribution centres near large conurbations. But the Nimbys don’t like these.  Some also object to freight trains passing through at night.

There has been talk for years about taxing foreign lorries in this country, just as the Swiss do.  The last time I drove the southern part of the M25, it was full of trucks registered aboard. We have the Channel Tunnel and goods to and from Europe should go through it on container trains, just like most of the freight goes in and out of the ports at Southampton, Felixstowe and Liverpool.

Every truck removed, is an increase in road capacity.

We also need better interface between the roads and rail. How many cities build large car parks in the centre, when perhaps building them on the outskirts and providing a tram or rail link to the centre? Cambridge was very much derided by doing this with a guided busway, by many including myself, but they now seem to be making a success of it.

September 26, 2011 Posted by | News, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

I’ve Now Got a Buy-to-Let by the Winner of the Carbuncle Cup.

I own a buy-to-let flat close to MediaCityUK.  I suspect that I can now advertise it as close to the winner of the Carbuncle Cup, which is the award for the ugliest building of the year.

I have a feeling that we’ll see the BBC gradually relocate back to London to save money anyway.

Who’d want to live in Manchester? Not even Manchester United supporters, as they seem to live in Surrey!

September 1, 2011 Posted by | News | , , | Leave a comment

Balotelli Gets It Right

Mario Balotelli has reportedly said that he doesn’t like Manchester.

I don’t!

He obviously has more taste than the average footballer.

August 2, 2011 Posted by | Sport | , | Leave a comment

Is This Really Signal Failure?

Trains through Watford Junction are not running this morning, supposedly because of a signal failure, according to this report. Here’s a snippet.

A spokesman for Network Rail said they were trying to identify the reason for the failure but ruled out cable theft.

But are Network Rail just being politically correct. When I was in York last Saturday, the taxi drivers had it that all of the cable theft was down to a particular group of people.

There is certainly a lot of failures and theft going on.  And it’s not just on the railways, as this report from Selby shows.

The other thing that was interesting from the Watford Junction failure report in the Manchester Evening News, was the headline.

Commuter misery as signalling fault causes cancellation of Manchester to London trains

Surely they weren’t refering to those that commute from Manchester to London.  It’s an awful long way.

June 15, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , | 1 Comment