Mitchell Johnson’s Nightmare
It seems Mitchell Johnson‘s tour is not going well and this article in the Daily Mail is a good bit of fun. This is the first couple of paragraphs.
A low-grade rumble went round The Oval on Sunday afternoon. It was the sound of schadenfreude, which until then had always felt like a concept, not a noise. But Mitchell Johnson had just overstepped in his first over – and few things titillate an English crowd more than a Johnson transgression.
Johnson is usually a self-contained problem, a pet project that Cricket Australia keeps telling us is almost there (and God help the rest of the world when he finally cracks it). But on Sunday he was symptomatic. And it was curious to watch.
There’s a lot more in the same vein.
Wanted: Wife No. 4 for Cult Pinup
This is the headline in the Sunday Times today and it is about Tom Cruise.
I think any woman who thinks she might like the position needs her head examined, as a man who has been married three times must have something wrong with him. And then there’s his so-called religion! I wouldn’t insult the great religions of this world, by leaving out the so-called.
And Virginia Will Take Tea With The Queen
The title of this post is a classic quote from Max Robertson, the doyen of radio tennis commentators, when Virginia Wade won the Ladies Singles in the Silver Jubilee Year of 1977.
They asked the commentator today, if he had rehearsed a classic line for today, if Murray should beat Federer.
Has Marray Taken The Pressure Off Murray?
1936 was the last year we won either of the Mens Singles or Mens Doubles titles at Wimbledon.
Now that Jonathan Marray with his Danish partner has won the doubles, does this help or hinder Andy Murray?
I wouldn’t know, but it gives him something positive to think about.
It will be interesting to see if we enter Marray in the Olympic Mens Doubles and who he is paired up with. Remember Tim Henman won the silver in the doubles in Atlanta.
Bison to Bedlam
This was the archaeology story for CrossRail, that I mentioned earlier. I took these pictures.
The sad thing was that it is an exhibition for one day only. The work done deserves to be seen by many more. And it would be if it was shown again, as it really drew in the crowd.
The Australians Have Called For The Bus
It’s just gone six and there is at least 30 minutes to go. But the Aussies have had enough, so they’ve called up the team bus.
It looks like they’ll lose by eight wickets. Even the two video replays haven’t helped.
A Good Idea For A Restaurant
This window display took my eye in Upper Street today.
Especially as the restaurant is closed on Monday.
I shall try it for lunch one Sunday. Especially, as it looks like they can do gluten-free.
Amazing 2D
Well! That’s what it says!
Anyway with my eyes, I don’t think 3D would work. It’s just an expensive gimmick.
The Old Farts Get It Right
Wimbledon has shown that with a bit of planning, you can avoid the problems of the weather. In 1993, they unveiled a plan to create a venue fit for the 21st century. Now nearly twenty years later, they have completed that plan. Here’s a simplified version of the plan from Wikipedia.
Stage one (1994–1997) of the plan was completed for the 1997 championships and involved building in Aorangi Park the new No. 1 Court, a broadcast centre, two extra grass courts and a tunnel under the hill linking Church Road and Somerset Road.
Stage two (1997–2009) involved the removal of the old No. 1 Court complex to make way for the new Millennium Building, providing extensive facilities for the players, press, officials and members, and the extension of the West Stand of the Centre Court with 728 extra seats.
Stage three (2000–2011) has been completed with the construction of an entrance building, club staff housing, museum, bank and ticket office.
A new retractable roof was built in time for the 2009 championships, marking the first time in the tournament’s history that rain did not stop play for a lengthy time on Centre Court.
A new 4000-seat No. 2 Court was built on the site of the old No. 13 Court in time for the 2009 Championships.
A new 2000-seat No. 3 Court was built on the site of the old No. 2 Court and the old No. 3 Court.
It just shows if you take your care at the planning stage and get everyone on your side, you get a better outcome. The only mistake, they seem to have made was underestimate the success of the roof on Centre Court and not put in provision for a roof on No. 1 Court. I suspect though, that engineers are seeing No. 1 Court as their next challenge.
It is interesting to compare Wimbledon’s progress with the dithering the French have been through about expanding or relocating, the venue for the French Open.
Wimbledon have also had the last laugh, in that they will be hosting the tennis at the London Olympics. What odds can I get on a Federer-Murray final? After all one will be hoping to prolong a winning streak and the other will be looking for revenge.
You Can’t Legislate For Stupid
This little snippet from The Times today, hints at a major row in the state of Utah over gun ownership.
Clouds of smoke blanketed western states in America yesterday as firefighters blamed gun owners for scores of fires.
A furious row erupted after a fire official in Utah said that some gunmen using the forests for target practice “might as well just go up there and strike a match”.
Clark Aposhian, chairman of the Utah Shooting Sports Council, conceded that gun owners were responsible for some forest fires but, citing the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms, he added: “You start banning guns and you’re on a slippery slope.”
Coy Porter, Utah’s chief deputy fire marshal, said legislation for permanent bans might be introduced. “Unfortunately you can’t legislate for stupid,” he added.
Checking this page, which gives worldwide murder statistics, it doesn’t appear that the state has a high homicide rate.
Perhaps, they’re all bad shots, which explains the large amount of fires. But as the fire officer said, you can’t legislate for stupid.












