The Anonymous Widower

Is It Hire a Frog Week?

I think that the result of the French Presidential Election and the subsequent uncertainy may mean that a lot of high-grade people working in France decide to hop-on the Eurostar and get a job in England.

Personally, I am pleased I no longer own the house in Antibes, as I suspect if some of the candidates win on May 6th, I’d have a lot more taxes to pay.

I checked with my stockbroker this morning, and he said that French bonds are at least holding up, but that is not what can be said for Spanish ones.

April 23, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , | Leave a comment

The Louvre Does A Liverpool

The Times today reports, that the Louvre is opening a branch museum in Lens.  It suggests this might have been inspired by the success of the Tate Liverpool.

I suspect though that the French will charge in Lens, whereas, the only charge in Liverpool is for special exhibitions or in the excellent restaurant.

April 19, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , | 3 Comments

It Never Rains But It Pours

After my brief escapade into hospital last week, I thought everything was better.

But now I learn, that my penis implant has failed.  Apparently, the piece of broom handle that was used  has got wordworm and has now collapsed. The French surgeon, who did the job at great expense can’t be traced and the NHS doesn’t want to know.

I’ve talked to Cuprinol and they have no idea what I should do.  If anybody has any idea, please reply to this post.

March 28, 2012 Posted by | Health | , | 6 Comments

The French are Complaining

According to The Times, the French are complaining that the official Olympic brochure is not available in French.

But if you do put it into French, do you use French French, which I can read or Canadian French, which I can’t and a lot of  French people  from France have been known to laugh at in the same way we treat American English.

In my view there might be a more serious problem on the various Olympic sites. All sports with the exception of football, cricket and one or two others are performed with respect to metric units. Even rugby talks about 10 and 22 metre lines!

So do we put up the signs inside the Olympic park with yards or metres.  As most of the competitors and spectators, think a yard is somewhere to keep your rubbish, we should use metres.

But I bet we don’t!

The only place I know in the UK, with metric signposts, is Liverpool University’s campus.

There is an e-petition on metrication here.

For those who are against this on account of it’s not the British thing to use metric units. I have never used Imperial units in business and don’t ever use them to measure anything.  My eldest child will be 43 this year and he didn’t even learn about Imperial units at school.

So why do we keep them?

March 17, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , | Leave a comment

London Is Alive With the Sound of French

I don’t know why, but London this morning seemed to be full of the French. I thought it might have something to do with the rugby, but France play England in Paris on the 11th.

I was travelling to Westbourne Park station and back and both ways I had to sort out groups of French travellers, who had got lost. One thing that seems to have confused them, is that the Circle line, is no longer what it says on the tin.  So experienced travellers to London, who want to get between say St. Pancras International  and Victoria stations with heavy cases, get rather confused with having to change trains at Edgware Road station.  The first group had been so confused they’d actually got on the westbound, rather than the eastbound they needed. I came back from Paddington and there it is more confusing, as all eastbound trains terminate at Edgware Road. The information leaves a lot to be desired.

I still haven’t found out why all the French were here, but something was up, as why would there have been a TV crew at St. Pancras.

TV Crews at St. Pancras

I think they could have been French!

March 2, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , | 1 Comment

Doesn’t DSK Ever Learn?

There are reports everywhere to say that Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been detained by French police investigating a prostitution ring.

As he supposedly had sex with several of the women, what else could he have thought? Perhaps, that  they just felt sorry for him? Or they were giving him a free sex-education lesson?

Imagine if the Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition had been involved in a similar enquiry! But it wouldn’t happen here would it? Not now maybe, but similar things have happened in the past.

February 21, 2012 Posted by | News | , , | 1 Comment

Nuclear Dilemmas

The Times today reports that an independent Scotland under the SNP would want no part of the Trident nuclear missiles based at Faslane. So this would mean we’d need to build new facilities in England. The extra cost would mean that those arguing against Trident replacement be helped greatly.

I actually think that we should scrap Trident and if we needed to keep a nuclear deterrent, we should use cruise missiles fired from a vessel like an Astute class submarine.

But the bigger nuclear diemma is over nuclear power. It is being reported that today, David Cameron and Nicholas Sarkozy will sign a wide ranging treaty which among other things enables new nuclear power stations in the UK.

But Francois Hollande has said, that if he wins the French Presidency, he’ll scrap nuclear power in France. Remember that Scotland will need nuclear power, when the wind doesn’t blow.

Let’s have some engineers in politics.

February 17, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , , | Leave a comment

The French Prove They Shouldn’t Have Had the Olympics

The French were peeved that we got the Olympics for 2012, especially as they said they had all the stadia ready.

But when they built the Stade de France, they forgot one important thing; undersoil heating.  In fact because of the design of the roof, they may have actually made things worse in cold weather.  This is from Wikipedia.

The tinted glass in the center reduces the contrast and distributes natural light. It filters out red and infrared radiation, however, it allows blue and green lights, due to their necessity involving the health of the turf.

So perhaps their design actually made matters worse by stopping red and infrared radiation.

I suspect there will be small arguments going on all over Paris tonight. How many Irishmen for instance have come over for a long weekend with their wifes to give them a Valentine’s Day treat on Tuesday?  And how many French are wanting to get back the South-West, where most of their rugby is placed?

It’s just been said on BBC Radio 5, that the reason the Stade de France has no undersoil heating , is that it was built on an old rubbish dump and methane rises out of the soil.

February 11, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , , | 11 Comments

When Airlines Knew What Service Meant – 3

This is a third tale from about 1985 and again it concerns British Airways, but I suspect in those days any good airline did their utmost for their passengers, as it was cheap positive publicity.

A friend, his wife and another couple had gone for a weekend in somewhere like Malaga.  They had worried about actually getting there, as the French air traffic controllers were having one of their periodic bouts of industrial action.

They werent’t particularly bothered, as if they didn’t get back on Monday, Tuesday would do.

On the Monday, various tour reps arrived at the hotel and said that everybody would get home, but it would be a bit late and they would be picked up from the hotel at the expected time.  But the British Airways rep told her charges to wait in the hotel and they’d be picked up three hours before the flight was to leave.

So about nine, they all trooped onto the coach for the airport, where chaos reigned, as no flights were going back to the UK, due to the French. At midnight, they were called to the departure lounge and pretty soon were on their plane.

They’d been expecting a 737, but the plane was a wide-bodied Tri-Star, which BA filled with other passengers caught up from the Sunday or at the chaos at other airports.

Once airborne, the pilot explained the Tri-Star by saying that the French weren’t allowing any planes through their airspace, so they’d used the longer-range Tri-Star and filed a flight-plan on the way out to Bermuda, with Malaga as the alternate. Then halfway across the Atlantic, they’d declared  a minor emergency and as they were just north of Spain, requested they go to the alternate. He said the flight home would be a bit longer, as they were totally avoiding French air-space.

It must have used a lot more fuel, but there were lots of contented passengers.

 

February 6, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , | 2 Comments

Who’s To Blame for the Eurocrisis?

I just found this rather deep and thorough approach on the BBC.

To summarise, it says that because France and Germany cooked the books, with Gordon Brown’s help, to get round the Maastrict rules, that it is now acceptable for anybody to overspend.

January 29, 2012 Posted by | Finance | , , , | 2 Comments