The Anonymous Widower

Ryanair Provokes A Few Thoughts

This article on the BBC web site, asking if Ryanair really is Europe’s most punctual airline provokes a few thoughts. The data is suspect on the headline question, but as Charles Babbage said, “Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all”, so there is probably a degree of truth in Ryanair’s posturing.

If I look at my recent flights to and from Majorca, Schipol, Budapest and Geneva on easyJet, none of these were late and you could argue that the return from Geneva was an hour or so early, as I exchanged waiting in a lonely airport for an earlier flight.

When I choose a flight, my criteria are based on a classic objective function, involving several factors.

The choice of airports is important, both at the London end and the destination. although, I’ve used it for years, I tend to avoid Stansted, for no better reason, than I can’t get a good meal before I fly. Gatwick is now very easy for me and I like the quickness of Southend.  I think, I would only avoid Luton specifically on an outward journey, although, it would probably be acceptable on a return.

The flight time is important to me as well. If I have a chance, I’ll fly out at a time that is convenient for a relaxed journey to the airport and one that gets me to my destination at a time, where I can get to my hotel with ease.

I only ever these days, carry one small article of hand baggage, so a lot of the luggage conditions airlines apply don’t bother me. So long as my case-cum-briefcase fits under the seat in front, I don’t care.

I actually prefer choose-your-own-seat on getting on the plane, as it makes the boarding process quicker and I can wait until the last minute to get an aisle seat, hopefully next to a pretty young woman or intelligent-looking person, which will enable me to make a quick exit. How about a no-baggage except for a very small under-seat item, discount? After all, easyJet are warning there is not enough space in the overhead lockers.

But the thing I hate is airlines that have a bad attitude, that grates with my normally calm disposition.  So I will not choose to fly Ryanair again, until they reform some of their aggressive attitudes. I don’t know whether they still play that awful landing fanfare, as it’s been some time since I experienced their hospitality.

I also value my safety, so their are certain airlines I would never fly.

Cost if only relevant, if it is just too much.  Why get the flight for £50, when you fly to an airport miles from the city centre, when you are going to spend say a hundred or so a night on a decent hotel.

I’m intending to fly to Stockholm soon and come back by train. Applying my criteria what do I find.

Three airlines fly at a reasonable price to Stockholm, Ryanair, Norwegian Air and British Airways.

Ryanait get dropped, as they fly to some neck-end airport miles from Stockholm. A friend flew there recently and said it was a long journey.

So I have a choice of two airlines. I think I’ll try British Airways

May 26, 2013 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , | Leave a comment

London’s Swedish Black Cab Driver

I found this article about London’s only Swedish black cab driver.

I wonder what other unusual or unexpected nationalities drive London’s black cabs.

I remember years ago, when we lived in Suffolk, our postman was Californian. He’d come in the USAF, married an English girl and he’d stayed.

He actually preferred the climate, just like the Swedish cab driver says he does.

December 27, 2012 Posted by | Transport/Travel, World | , , , | Leave a comment

The View Of Assange In The Press

This article on the BBC, gives a summary of what the world’s press has said about Julian Assange’s press conference yesterday. The Guardian, which would have been considered to be a likely supporter, said this.

“At around 2.30pm Assange emerged on to the balcony, a pallid figure dressed in a business-blue shirt and maroon tie. There was an enormous roar. Assange managed a thumbs-up, then tapped the microphone and inquired: “Can you hear me?” This, perhaps, was the moment for someone to shout: “‘E’s not the Messiah! ‘E’s a very naughty boy!”

The Independent, another possible supporter, was in a similar mood.

“A competent image consultant could have warned him not to emerge into the public eye looking as he did. Far from giving him a Churchillian look, his blue shirt, crimson tie and cropped hair created – as one wag pointed out on Twitter – a curious resemblance to John Inman, from the 1970s’ sitcom Are you Being Served?

“But what was much more serious – the elephant in the room, so to speak – was Assange’s wilful failure to say anything about the actual reason that the Swedish police want to question him.”

But The Sun, which seems to be an increasingly serious paper these days, was similar in tone to The Independent, without the theatrical references was quite matter of fact.

“Odious Julian Assange loved every second of his pompous balcony rant. His speech was long on egotistical claptrap, but oddly failed to mention what this extradition case is actually about — the rape of one woman and sexual molestation of another.

“If Mr Assange really does believe in the importance of transparent justice in a democratic state, he should subject HIMSELF to it now and get on the first plane to Sweden.”

Moving to Assange’s home country of Australia, the Australian takes a more practical approach.

“Assange is an Australian and Australia is a staunch US ally. If Assange’s legal future became a major talking point in this country, you could probably expect a bit of nationalism to intrude. It’s likely, though not certain, that Assange would be seen as wearing the white jersey and the US perceived as wearing a black one. In other words, it probably wouldn’t transpire as a US public relations triumph.”

It’s a mess and the sooner it’s cleaned up, the better.

 

August 20, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , | 2 Comments

The Real Assange Problem

I don’t really know, where I stand on WikiLeaks. I think that the content that has been disclosed shows how ill-advised so much of the United States and our, excursions into the Middle East have been.  But we knew that anyway!

Whether Julian Assange did sexually assault the two Swedish women, for which that country is seeking extradition, is up to the Swedish courts to decide. I think that even if he is found guilty, he has nothing much to fear. Even in the UK, he’d probably not face a sentence of more than a few years, if found guilty for a similar offence.

His problem though is the United States, its courts and punishment system. They are so out of line with other countries like his own; Australia, Canada and most of Europe.  He would probably get a total life sentence for disclosing the US diplomatic cables. Even in this country, I suspect he would get a sentence, but it wouldn’t be that long, as no-one is actually accusing him of stealing the information in the first place. In fact, it could be argued that he did the same as the Daily Telegraph did with MPs expenses. Was anybody prosecuted for their part in that affair? Only a few MPs, who had done wrong.

But then the United States is vindictive with a vengeance rather than a justice system in many instances.

So the Assange case is a bit like trying to make a reasoned decision in a room with a vicious bully outside. Remember too, that Obama has a difficult election coming up, and he would not want to appear soft.  Ask Mormon Mitt on the right day and he would say that US troops should invade the embassy, if the British won’t do it.

As it stands at the moment, whilst he is in the Ecuadorian embassy, it’s all a bit difficult.  Let’s face it, if Assange had been a citizen of that country and had published some of their secrets, he’d at least be in jail by now. Ecuador doesn’t come across to me, as a beacon of democracy

The only thing we can do, is persuade Assange to go to Sweden and face trial there.  If we use force, then we’ll put all our diplomats around the world in danger.

I think there’s a fair chance, that when we have the next General Election, Assange will still be where he is now!

August 19, 2012 Posted by | News | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Swedish Cheats Didn’t Prosper

It is being revealed in various newspapers this morning, that before they played England, the Swedes knew some of the England plans. It’s here in the Mail.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought England won in the end.

It all goes to prove that Swedish cheats didn’t prosper. Perhaps the adage doesn’t exist in Swedish.

June 17, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , | Leave a comment

Swedes 2 – Turnips – 3

I bet that headline turns up on one tabloid in the morning.

They could have played a bit better, but this was only Roy Hodgson’s fourth match in charge.

June 15, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , , | Leave a comment

That Was A Strange Half

England are winning, but it was one of the strangest halves of football I’ve ever seen.  it was so slow! Even the goal was good and slow!

June 15, 2012 Posted by | Sport | , , | Leave a comment

Ball Bearings, The Mosquito Airliner and The Gay Viking

This story from Coast last night was fascinating, as it told the story of how the British ran the German blockade of Sweden during the Second World War to obtain essential supplies of ball bearings and other advanced technology.

I have been fascinated by the Mosquito, de Havilland’s Wooden Wonder, since I was a child and after reading the definitive book on the aircraft about thirty years ago, I realised just what a superb aircraft it was. Last night, they showed rare film of Mosquito airliners of BOAC, running the blockade to Sweden to obtain the ball bearings.

But they could not carry very much, although they were successful despite being unarmed.The airliners had a pressurised cabin, so they could go very high and remember that at the time the Mosquito was one of the fastest aircraft in the world. So they relied on height and speed for defence.

This was where the Gay Viking and her siblings came in. They were fast motor gun boats, built by Camper and Nicholsons, who are more well-known for their yachts for the rich and famous. They could bring in forty tons of cargo. The trips are described on Gay Viking’s Wikipedia entry.

July 18, 2011 Posted by | World | , , | 6 Comments

Clerkenwell Design Week

I went along to Clerkenwell Design Week today, which lasts until Thursday.

Clerkenwell Design Week

It was well worth a visit and was a much more worthwhile event than Grand Designs Live.

The first thing of note, I saw was this folding chair concept called a Flux Chair from The Netherlands.

Flux Chair

This video shows how it opens and folds flat.

Now I have to admit that I like origami and a designer, Reg Bentinck I used a few years ago was a great exponent to create interest in a product.

Anglepoise is a respected British company, renowned for the famed lamp.

Anglepoise Lamps

They had a big display, with lots of new versions.  I’d love a large one in brass to go with my colour scheme in my new house.

I walked around the floors of the Farmiloe Building and saw some impressive furniture and lights, but none that really struck me for my needs. There were lots of pendant lights, which are no good for me, as I have concrete ceilings and no points wired to put any. I didn’t see any decent wall lights at all.

As I left this caught my eye.

Furniture Construction Set

It is a sort of construction set for small items developed by Pal Rodenius from Sweden. He had some clever ideas that I liked and I’ll look out for his name in the future.

A Different Approach

This idea of his, is a method for constructing objects, by cutting around different coloured lines to get a chair, a table or a desk. It is a very different approach to creating affordable furniture. I may have got this wrong, but it seems you just trace the design on a piece of plywood and then cut around the appropriate coloured line to get your furniture. See his web site for more of his fascinating work.

I couldn’t miss this as I left to catch a bus home.

A Striking Floor

it was advertising a company, who’ll put any image you want on your floor.  Like this map.

A Map as Flooring

I might go back again to dig a bit deeper. It is certainly worth a visit. Especially, if you’re interested in design, as either a practitioner or a purchaser.

May 24, 2011 Posted by | World | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Engineering Pornography

I needed a 17 mm. ratchet spanner to try to fix the stairs.  They may be more expensive, but they are so easy to use if you have gammy hands. Or just one good one like me!

So I bought this double-ended one made by TengTools  from Franchi in the Holloway Road.

A TengTools 17/19 mm. Ratchet Spanner

It looks, feels and works so good it’s almost pornographic.

Twenty years ago, this sort of hand-tool, might well have been made in the United States, but TengTools are a Swedish company. So perhaps the United States isn’t building on its traditional strengths to get itself sorted out.

January 9, 2011 Posted by | World | , , , | 1 Comment