The Anonymous Widower

Who Needs Guns And Bombs When There Are Crap Programmers About?

Last nights problems with the UK Air Traffic Control, are an illustration, that increasingly our complex world, is prone to the problem of bad software or systems. It only needs just one bug or failure, accidental or deliberate, to cause all sorts of chaos.

I have always held the view, that those that design and manage technology like banking systems, on-shore oil fields, should live in the community.

The banks have off-shored much of their programming in recent years and I believe it is a factor in the service they provide. It has happened recently some banks have had cashpoint failures. Suppose you were a programmer doing that work for the Bank of Mattress and like many, after a stressful week, you perhaps had a drink with mates in the local on a Friday night. Imagine the conversation, if your bank had had a serious failure in the previous week. So to not lose face, you make sure you and your team do a good job. But if the system is programmed in say Bangalore or San Francisco, the offenders escape the sanction of their friends.

But it’s not just computer systems.

Look at the problems with extracting oil and gas in the UK. We have had the odd disaster like the very serious Piper Alpha, but I can’t find a serious oil spill in the UK onshore in recent years.

You could say that there isn’t much oil and gas fields onshore in the UK. But look at Wytch Farm. Wikipedia says this about the oil field.

Wytch Farm is an oil field and processing facility in the Purbeck district of Dorset, England. It is the largest onshore oil field in western Europe. The facility, recently taken over byPerenco was previously operated by BP. It is hidden in a coniferous forest on Wytch Heath on the southern shore of Poole Harbour, two miles (3 km) north of Corfe Castle. Oil and natural gas (methane) are both exported by pipeline; liquefied petroleum gas is exported by road tanker.

Most people have never heard of it, but it sits there unnoticed in the heart of the Jurassic Coast. Incidentally, some of the horizontal drilling techniques that are used in fracking were developed in this field, to get oil out of the far corners of the field. Wikipedia mentions that here.

Could, the field’s invisibility in the media and the public’s imagination be down to the fact that no bad news has come from the field? And could this be due to the fact most of those working on Wytch Farm life locally and obviously would never want to soil their own doorstep?

So to return to the ATC problems!

Did management rely on programmers that were less than perfect and not local?

As someone who knows about both programming and flying, I suspect that the design of the system wasn’t what it should have been.

At least no-one suffered anything worse than a delayed flight.

But system failures like this always worry me, as they give terrorists an easy way to disrupt our lives.

We should always remember the Italian Job, where criminals fixed Turin’s traffic computer system, to help them steal the money.

Truth is often stranger than fiction!

 

December 13, 2014 Posted by | Computing, Transport/Travel | , | Leave a comment

Is Nigel Farage Like Joan Rivers?

Having seen and read a lot about Nigel Farage, I sometimes think that what he says is not unlike things said by Joan Rivers.

But there’s a big difference! Joan Rivers based a lot of what she said on things that most of us think, but she was not expecting to be taken seriously, except as a comedian. Nigel Farage on the other hand, although he bases his statements in a similar way to Joan Rivers, very much expects to be taken seriously.

I didn’t watch Farage’s performance on Question Time and his confrontation with Russell Brand, but the reports I’ve read, reinforce my conviction, that Farage’s policies are not for me.

I hope that in a few years time, we’ll all be able to look back on Nigel Farage and his politics as a hiccup in history.

If he makes us think the unthinkable in sorting out our serious problems, like obesity, poverty, pollution, smoking, health, illegal drugs climate change, child protection etc., the hiccup will have been a good thing.

A lot of the old ideas have failed, so we’ve got to consign them to history and move forward.

 

December 13, 2014 Posted by | World | , , | Leave a comment

My First Bath In The New Bath

I gave the features of the bath a test.

Everything seems to be fine.

Obviously the television and the side of the bath still need to be fitted.

December 12, 2014 Posted by | World | , | 1 Comment

Nigella Seeds In Waitrose

I took this picture in the spice section of my local Waitrose.

Nigella Seeds In Waitrose

Nigella Seeds In Waitrose

Are these the reason, that the celebrity cookery writer and television presenter has grown some good-sized melons?

December 12, 2014 Posted by | Food | , | 1 Comment

Bus Art

This is the first I’ve seen, but there are several over London.

This one was by the Bank of England

There is more about the sculpture trails here.

December 12, 2014 Posted by | Transport/Travel, World | , , , | Leave a comment

Death Of A Friend

One of my best friends has just died.

Over the last few months, information has been very short and all their friends were scrambling round for any news.

As someone, who was rejected by the devil and then she left me to cause more mayhem, this has convinced me, that I’ll blog to the bitter end. When I can no longer type, I’ll use the last of my money to hire the prettiest young lady to take dictation.

December 12, 2014 Posted by | World | | Leave a comment

An Unusual Way To Promote Road Safety

I like this story from the BBC. Here’s the first bit.

“Sexy” lollipop men and women are being used in a road safety campaign aimed at pedestrians who have been drinking.

The move is targeting young adults who are more likely to wander across roads while drunk.

A video, filmed in Oxford, appeared to show more pedestrians used a zebra crossing when accompanied by the scantily-dressed models.

I hope it works.

I remember in the 1960s, seeing a safety poster of two railway trucks with a space between them. The heading said.

Trespassers will be executed.

Sadly, in some parts of the world, this is the law.

December 12, 2014 Posted by | Transport/Travel, World | , | Leave a comment

Serial Cooking – Ham, Potato And Fenland Celery Gratin

This is another Lindsey Bareham recipe from The Times

It was different and I quite liked it. It was also rather nice warmed up in the microwave the following day!

December 11, 2014 Posted by | Food | , | Leave a comment

London’s Best Restaurants For Allergy Sufferers And Gluten-Free

I’m just putting a link to the list of 10 in last night’s Standard.

They missed out my two favourites; Vozar’s in Brixton and Arbutus in Soho.

But that makes a dozen.

December 11, 2014 Posted by | Food | | Leave a comment

The First Two Shelves For My Vertical Garden

They might not look like that as they sit amongst the builders rubbish in my garage, but I’m getting ready to start assembling my vertical garden.

The pictures show the steel beams in their primed state, some of the beams in my house with their dark chocolate paint and brass bolts, and the large expanse of wall with the glazed roof above.

I’ve put the lights in the pictures, as I have masses of lights in this house I don’t like.

Ever since I moved here, I’ve searched for something better, but all I see is expensive crap more suitable for an Algerian brothel or an Arab’s palace in Mayfair.

So what if I got a length of steel beam about 600 mm long, painted it chocolate and bolted it to the wall with brass bolts. On top could be some LED ropelights and their driver. I could also put ornaments or flowers at each end of the light. I would use IP65 components, so that it didn’t matter if they got wet.

Someone actually pointed out to me that orchids don’t need watering.

I reckon each light would cost about a hundred quid and if I didn’t like the colour, I’d just change the flowers.,

Isn’t designing gardens in the air fun?

December 11, 2014 Posted by | World | , , , | 3 Comments