The Anonymous Widower

Alcohol Has Never Been Allowed On US Navy Ships – Wrong!

Anybody who knows anything about warships, knows those in the United States Navy are alcohol-free.

However, may years ago, I met a guy, who in the early-1960s had been an officer on a nuclear submarine in the United States Navy. They had been doing a joint exercise with the Royal Navy and he started the tale by saying that when the two navies work together, if possible all meetings between senior officers are held on Royal Navy ships, as food and drink is better. Especially on November 11th.

After this exercise the submarine went into Portsmouth for a bit of rest and recreation and to replenish supplies, before returning to the United States. The duties of the teller of this tale included getting the provisions. As one can imagine and especially in the early-1960s, lots of things they needed were not available in the naval base at Portsmouth, although they would be now. The only thing for which there wasn’t an obviously an easy substitute was the  fresh orange juice. After all, Portsmouth isn’t exactly Florida. So the helpful men of the Senior Service substituted several hundred bottles of beer.

When he got back to the submarine, he was obviously rather nervous and decided to make a clean breast of it to the Captain. After all several members of the crew, if not all, now knew of the beer, so to ditch it would ruin his relationship with them. The Captain warned him not to do it again, said could he try a few bottles and provided he didn’t see any of the beer or anybody the remotest bit intoxicated, he would let the matter rest.

So where did they hide all of these bottles of beer, as you could imagine that secret space is a bit limited on a submarine?

They hid the bottles in the torpedo tubes.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | Food, World | , , | Leave a comment

Who Drank All the Beer?

Police in North London have arrested several fellons in possession of about 1,000 beer kegs according to this report.

The report doesn’t say whether the kegs were empty or not, but the police are looking for a several overweight men, who are very drunk.

January 14, 2012 Posted by | Food | , , | Leave a comment

The Americanisation of the FA Cup

I hope the idiot, who thought it would be a good idea to ask Budweiser to sponsor the FA Cup, has done the right thing and gone to repent for the rest of his life in a monastery in Nepal or on Mount Assos.

The FA Cup is a British institution and although, it has been sponsored for some time now, all of the sponsors, hsve either been British or come from countries, where football is the national game.

Budweiser is an American company and luckily I’ve never ever sampled any of its products.  In fact as a coeliac, I can’t unless I want to be ill.

Just imagine what would happen if British Airways say, wanted to sponsor a major sporting event in the United States.

Yet again, the FA has shown that the fans don’t count.

One of the outcomes of this deal or perhaps the fact that the television rights have gone to ITV and ESPN, was that the BBC weren’t able to broadcast a radio commentary of the game this afternoon.

November 13, 2011 Posted by | Sport | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cheap Booze at Asda

There were reports yesterday that Asda are now selling Budweiser at fifty pence a bottle.

No wonder many peoples’idea of a good time is to get bladdered.

It means I have another reason not to shop at Asda.

In my view, there should e a minimum price for a unit of alcohol. I doubt it would affect me at all, so perhaps I’m being selfish.  But on the other hand, I don’t want the psrtners, parents and friends of heavy drinkers, to go through all the heartache of the death of a loved one I’ve been through. And my wife was only a very moderate drinker and my son didn’t drink!

October 18, 2011 Posted by | Food, Health | , , , , | Leave a comment

They Don’t Make Pubs Like This Anymore

In Hartlepool station, there is the Rat Race Ale House micropub.

The sign says it all.  Note the barrels and the absence of the bar. As I said before, every station needs one of these.

October 15, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , , | 3 Comments

92 Clubs – Day 14 – Gillingham, Hartlepool

It was quite an early start to get a bus to London Bridge for a train to Gillingham.  I t was almost still dark, when I arrived and I followed the signs at the station to the Priestfield Stadium. It is only a short walk.

Gillingham's Priestfield Stadium

As you can see it is rather tucked away in the houses and the away supporters have to brave the weather.

I then took one of the Class 395 or Javelin trains back to St. Pancras.

A Javelin Arrives at Gillingham

I then had a couple of hours before I took the 11:23 Grand Central service direct to Hartlepool. I used the time productively to have breakfast in Carluccio’s, buy myself some sandwiches for the journey and investigate a walking route between Euston and Kings Cross/St. Pancras.

I arrived at Hartlepool on time in a station, that was totally unexpected.

Artwork at Hartlepool Station

I know the area well from my time at ICI and visits later and have actually travelled to London from the previous station on the line, Eaglescliffe, in the 1970s. Everybody, should note how with a little artistic creativity, some common sense and not vast amounts of money a dingy station like Hartlpool, can be made totally acceptable to anyone who wants or needs to travel by train. I think too much, we concentrate on the trains, when for many journeys we spent quite a bit of time in or around the stations.

It was just another well-posted short walk to the ground.

Inside Hartlepool United's Ground

I then explored the town, of which I will post more later, before I ended up in this micropub on the station.

Rat Race Ale House, Harlepool Station

The Rat Race Ale House was well worth a visit and say if you are a supporter, who travels to the ground by rail, it is a place to at lest try for a pre-match drink.  But don’t go if you drink chemical lager!

Every station should have one!

It had been a day of contrasts, a southern town and ground, that needed to be lifted up and a northern one, that had suffered a lot of unemploymemt in the 1970s and 1980s, that had pulled itself off the floor in style.

Just as I said with Exeter, I hope Ipswich draw Hartlepool, one day in a cup. The town is well worth a visit. I know it’s a long way from the south and if you don’t book early it could be expensive on the train, but give it a try!

October 15, 2011 Posted by | Food, Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Football Shirt Sponsorship

Years ago, many of the top football clubs had shirts that were sponsored by drinks companies.

I’m just watching Manchester United and Everton on the television.  United are sponsored by Aon, who are an insurance company, although they are a lot more than that! Everton on the other hand are sponsored by Chang, which is a beer company.  To me, a brewer is someone who makes real ale, and I doubt that the Thai company who makes it observe the same principles as say Adnams or the Germans.  I don’t think that you would call Chang a significant player in the UK drinks market.  It’s certainly something that I as a coeliac couldn’t drink safely. The tie-up between Everton and Chang also has some interesting links to post-tsunami projects, so it could be seen as being benficial to both partners.  It certainly doesn’t promote excessive drinking.

So are any other clubs in the English Premier League sponored by drinks companies.  Carlsberg used to sponasor Liverpool and in fact the Premier League, but I don’t think they do anymore. Obviously, advertising at football in England doesn’t make sense to them now.

So who sponsor the shirts of the other teams?  The complete list is here.

  • Arsenal – Emirates – airline
  • Aston Villa – FxPro – financial trading
  • Birmingham – F & C Investments – finance
  • Blackburn Rovers – Crown Paints – paint
  • Blackpool – Wonga – finance
  • Bolton – 188Bet – gambling
  • Chelsea – Samsung – electronics
  • Everton – Chang – alcoholic beverages
  • Fulham – FxPro – financial trading
  • Liverpool – Standard Chartered – finance
  • Manchester City – Etihad – airline
  • Manchester United – AON – finance
  • Newcastle United – Northern Rock – finance
  • Stoke City – Britannia Building Society – finance
  • Sunderland – Tombola – gambling
  • Tottenham Hotspur – Autonomy – technology and Investec – finance
  • West Bromwich Albion – Homeserve – emergency repair experts
  • West Ham – SBOBET – gambling
  • Wigan Athletic – 188Bet – gambling
  • Wolverhampton Wanderers – Sportingbet – gambling

If you look at many of these companies, it is unlikely I would ever deal with them. Perhaps the only ones I might use are the airlines and perhaps one or two of the finance companies.  As to the betting companies, I wouldn’t use any as if I have a bet it’s on Betfair. But the only company, which anyone could possibly have any serious objection to is Wonga, which is a very high interest rate lender, that I would never touch with a bargepole.  Unless of course, they were to pay me serious money for consultancy, which is unlikely.

With the exception of Everton and their deal with Chang, there are no sponsorships from alcoholic beverage companies.  I think this is a good thing.

Surely though, the sponsorship of Stoke City by the Britannia Building Society is the most interesting, in that no-one can have objection to a well-run building society can they?  Especially, as it is one of the longest running deals in English football.

When it comes to the nPower Championship, I can’t remember seeing a drinks company on a shirt this season.

So what about the Scottish Premier League

  • Aberdeen – Team Recruitment – recruitment
  • Celtic – Tennents – alcoholic beverages
  • Dundee United – Calor – energy
  • Hamilto – Reid Furniture – furniture
  • Hearts – UKIO – finance
  • Hibernian – Crabbie’s – alcoholic beverages
  • Inverness – Orion Group – recruitment
  • Kilmarknock – Verve – motor dealer
  • Motherwell – Commsworld – communications
  • Rangers – Tennetts – alcoholic beverages
  • St. Johnstone – Taylor Wimpey – house builder
  • St. Mirren – Carbrini – sportswear

One or two of these might have changed, but two stand out.  Both Glasgow teams are sponsored by the same alcohol company.

Surely with their history of alcohol-fuelled violence at the matches and domestic violence afterwards, this is a very good idea.

Especially, as alcohol can’t be advertised on television and all Old Firm matches are televised.

In fact, I would support a total ban of the shirt sponsorship by alcohol companies throughout Europe.

April 23, 2011 Posted by | Finance, Food, Sport | , , , | 5 Comments

Daura in the Angel, Islington Waitrose

The Estrella Damm Daura was there all the time, but rather hidden away at the bottom of the Free From section. The bottles and packaging are very red by the way.

I think shops need to think how they sell GF beer.  Sainsbury’s put it with the special beers and Waitrose have done the opposite. Perhaps they need some clever stickers on the shelves to point people in the right direction.

The Angel Waitrose is very small, so they have a space problem.  I’m sure there’s a labelling or web solution, which would help the stores and shoppers alike.

January 28, 2011 Posted by | Food | , , , | 1 Comment

Suffolk Rules, KO or My First Pint in Ten Years

I said that the Draft House had something better and this is it.

St. Peter's G-Free Beer

And guess what, it’s brewed by St. Peter’s in Suffolk.  Will the county of my conception ever leave me alone?  But to drink a real pint, even if it was from a bottle, in ten years is something special.

I was even able to have some superb mackerel pate with home-made oatcakes.

Mackerel Pate and Oatcakes

The pub even has free wi-fi and an extensive menu, so if you are looking for somewhere to escape the hustle of London Bridge, whilst waiting for a partner or friend, the Draft House might fit the bill.  Some would argue the walk from London Bridge is too far, but then you have to pay for a drink, with a small amount of exercise.

January 19, 2011 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel | , , | Leave a comment

In Search of Daura

According to the Internet there is a Spanish gluten-free beer called Estrella Damm Daura, but finding it has proved somewhat difficult, as the site is a bit dodgy and the contact form doesn’t work.  So as the Internet also said that it was available at a pub called The Draft House by Tower Bridge, I decided that today I’d go and search.

So I took the reliable 141 bus to London Bridge and walked along the river.

HMS Belfast and Tower Bridge

Finally I found the pub on the approach to Tower Bridge.

The Draft House, Tower Bridge Road

They do stock the Daura, but I found something more to my taste.

January 19, 2011 Posted by | Transport/Travel, World | , , | 2 Comments