Annoying Americans
About ten minutes ago, I was sitting on the toilet reading and the phone rang. I didn’t run for it, as because my trousers were round my ankles, the quick movement might have meant I’d have had an accident. That would have been all I needed!
So when I got back to my desk I checked the phone and BT 1571 told me that there were two messages waiting for me. They were both identical and said.
Key 9 to speak to a representative.
As the voice had a very annoying American accent, it was some automated system trying to sell me something that I don’t need now and probably never will. So I hit 3 twice to delete them both.
I get very annoyed with these messages, which in the UK are against the rules of the Telephone Preference Service.
But then Americans don’t have to follow rules of decency, good taste and law laid down by other governments.
Blair’s Extradition Legacy
If there was one awful legacy fromn the Blair years, it is the one-sided extradition agreement with the US. Another story has surfaced in the papers today.
Nobody should be allowed to be extradited anyway without a proper hearing in a UK Court.
Let’s hope the Coalition repeal this law as soon as possible.
Justice – Pakistani Style
According to The Register, a lawyer in Pakistan wants to indict Mark Zuckenberg and others concerned with Facebook. They would face the death penalty if found guilty.
No-one however nasty they are deserves the death penalty, as it is a cruel penalty, that should have been consigned to the dustbin of history many centuries ago.
As I get older and suffer more and more health problems, I can’t think of anything worse than death, so to use it as a punishment for anything is totally over the top.
I’ve met murderers, people who have been locked up for years on bent evidence and those that have had loved ones murdered and I’m sure that things would be the same for them all, whether or not we had the death penalty. We need fair justice for all and support for all victims of crime and also for everyone, who might commit crime, so they don’t do it in the first place.
But silly charges as those in Pakistan, we do not need. They just make things worse and give those who would belittle one of the world’s once-great religions, more ammunition. The United States would not allow the extrditions anyway.
Remember the old proverb – Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Wasn’t it Jesus, who is also a prophet in Islam, who advised us to turn the other cheek? – That comes from the Sermon on the Mount
I may have no religion, but the advice is valid.
ouIn Ohio if a Policeman thinks you’re speeding, you are
Just heard this on CNN.
You could apply this to more serious crimes. Visions of Rowan Atkinson.
Around the World in 33 Days – Latest Itinerary
The latest route and itinerary is as follows. I shall be flying business all the way, as that was good value from Trailfinders.
Stop 1 – Hong Kong – Arrive Wednesday, May 12th at 16:05
I need to break the journey and what better place than Hong Kong. I am staying in the Mandarin Oriental. My late wife and I always did and it’s worth every penny.
In Hong Kong I will be seeing a few old friends and some others who are perhaps interested in my new project management system, which can produce reports in both English and Chinese. Or in fact any number of languages at the same time.
Stop 2 – Melbourne – Arrive Saturday, May 15th at 06:15
Of all the major cities in the greater south-east of Australia, Melbourne is the only one I haven’t visited. I suppose I haven’t visited Canberra either, but then my Aussie friends say it isn’t worth it.
I also want to play real tennis in the city and see the sights. I’m also going to see some old Metier mates. But if anybody else wants to see me, then just contact me. Or leave a message at the Bloomfield Hotel, where I’m staying.
Stop 3 – Brisbane – Arrive Tuesday, 18th May at 14:15
Seeing an old mate that I’ve never met! We’ll talk about Artemis, Metier and the new project management system. I shall be staying at the Holiday Inn.
Stop 4 – Hawaii – Arrive Friday, 21st May at 09:25
Now I’ve never been to Hawaii, but it looks like a place that is worth a stopover as I make my way across the Pacific. I also want to visit Pearl Harbor. After all, I’ve stood on the dock at Taranto, where the Fleet Air Arm proved the concept for the Japanese. Read the Attack on Taranto by Lowry and Wellham for more details. Note that the book is an American publication. I shall be taking a copy.
I don’t know if anybody knows me in Hawaii, but I shall be staying at the Aqua Bamboo and Spa. I chose it as I got a little kitchen, so that I can fend for myself if GF seems bad in Hawaii.
Stop 5 – San Francisco – Arrive Monday, 24th May at 20:35
I’ll probably spend a day or so in San Francisco and then it will be a car all the way to New Orleans. I’m staying at the Orchard Hotel. Note that this is at 665 Bush Street and not the Orchard Garden Hotel, which is a sister hotel.
The first leg is planned to be a drive to somewhere around Bakersfield after visiting the giant redwoods and other sights in Calfornia
Stop 6 – Bakersfield – Arrive Wednesday, 26th May
This will only be an overnight stop.
Stop 7 – Route 66 Motel – Arrive Thursday 27th May
I had a very interesting stop here many years ago.
Stop 8 – Grand Canyon – Arrive Friday 28th May
There are places in this area that I want to visit again, like the Hoover Dam, the Grand Canyon, Route 66, the meteor crater at Winslow and the ruins of the pueblas.
Stop 9 – Phoenix – Arrive Saturday 29th May
Phoenix is somewhere I’ve been before but only for a change of flights.
Stop 10, 11 – Las Cruces, Midland – Arrive Sunday 30th May and Monday 31st May
These are provisional and it all depends on weather and speed.
Stop 12 – Austin – Arrive Tuesday 1st June
If things work out, I’ll stay two nights here.
Stop 13 – Houston – Arrive Thurday 3rd June
Two nights here too.
Stop 14 – New Orleans – Arrive Thursday 5th June
I’ve never been to New Orleans, so I’ll drive from Houston. It may be that I get there a day later.
Stop 15 – New York – Arrive Tuesday 8th June
I’m taking the Delta direct flight on the day.
Stop 16 – Boston – Arrive Wednesday 9th June
I’ll probably take the train and hire a car in Boston, before driving to Cape Cod. Two nights there and one night in Boston.
Stop 17 – London – Leave Boston on Saturday, 12th June at 21:30
And then it’s back to London.
This will get filled out even more as the time unfolds.
Note that anybody who wants to see me, just contact me in the normal way. LinkedIn is probably the easiest.
The Stig’s American Cousin
Just watching a repeat of Top Gear!
Very funny, but I suspect that the team might not be welcome in the US after this!
Simon Calder
Simon Calder is my favourite travel writer and I spent quite a bit of the journey from Peterborough to Newcastle reading the travel section in The Independent. Or should I say his travel section, as a lot of it seems to have been written by him.
For a start there was a piece about how to spend two days in San Francisco, although I don’t think it was written by Simon. And as I am going there in May, it is something that appeared at the right time.
Simon’s editorial was entitled “The week of travelling dangerously” and was about the problems of the Icelandic volcanic ash. The last two paragraphs of a very good article sum up why we ended up in such a mess.
Travel, like life, is about risk management. Flying is far safer than travelling by road. Britain has the best aviation record in the world over the past 20 years, thanks to an obsession with safety on the part of pilots, air-traffic controllers and engineers. But there are limits, which were overstepped this week by a spokesman for the aviation regulators who insisted that only “complete safety” was acceptable. The only way to achieve zero risk: ground all flights, forever. If we all switch to cars, the increase in risk to us, and other road users, increases dramatically. This was the week of travelling dangerously.
“Complete safety” is a laudable but unachievable aim. To suggest otherwise gives credence to the assertion among some pilots that CAA actually stands for “Campaign Against Aviation”.
Taking up Simon’s point about increased risk in cars, how many people have been injured or perhaps even killed in their journeys home by perhaps dubious methods? Thank goodness, I’ve not heard of any yet.
He also had a marvellous article about travelling on a container ship. I’ll do that one day.
Around the World in 33 Days
Well not quite thirty-three days, but a give or take a night or two, that is how long I’ll take to go round the world.
The purpose includes the following.
- I need a holiday and want to have some fun and relaxation.
- I want to see a few old friends.
- I want to take pictures of any old Heidelberg printing machines, still working.
- I want to talk to various people about my new project management system.
The last reason is probably not as serious as the others, as I don’t need the money and the hassle. But if I can find the model that makes the software sell and get market share, then I’ll go for it like a rat up a drain pipe!
So what is the route?
Stop 1 – Hong Kong – Arrive Wednesday, May 12th at 16:05
I need to break the journey and what better place than Hong Kong. I will probably stay in the Mandarin Oriental. My late wife and I always did and it’s worth every penny.
Stop 2 – Melbourne – Arrive Saturday, May 15th at 06:15
Of all the major cities in the greater south-east of Australia, Melbourne is the only one I haven’t visited. I suppose I haven’t visited Canberra either, but then my Aussie friends say it isn’t worth it.
I also want to play real tennis in the city and see the sights. I’m also going to see some old Metier mates.
Stop 3 – Brisbane – Arrive Tuesday, 18th May at 14:15
Seeing an old mate that I’ve never met! We’ll talk about Artemis, Metier and the new project management system.
Stop 4 – Hawaii – Arrive Friday, 21st May at 09:25
Now I’ve never been to Hawaii, but it looks like a place that is worth a stopover as I make my way across the Pacific. I also want to visit Pearl Harbor. After all, I’ve stood on the dock at Taranto, where the Fleet Air Arm proved the concept for the Japanese. Read the Attack on Taranto by Lowry and Wellham for more details. Note that the book is an American publication.
Stop 5 – San Francisco – Arrive Monday, 24th May at 20:35
I’ll probably spend a day or so in San Francisco and then it will be a mix of trains, plains and automobiles across the United States until I get to the other side at Boston.
The first leg is planned to be a drive to Las Vegas
Stop 6 – Las Vegas – Arrive Thursday, 27th May
I was in the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, when I heard about the massacre at the real Luxor in Egypt. To me it has the ultimate bad-taste that sums up Vegas to me. I don’t gamble, except occasionally on horses, so it will be a short stay.
Stop 7 – Route 66/Grand Canyon – Arrive Friday 28th May
There are places in this area that I want to visit again, like the Hoover Dam, the Grand Canyon, Route 66, the meteor crater at Winslow and the ruins of the pueblas.
Stop 8 – Phoenix – Arrive Saturday 29th May
Phoenix is somewhere I’ve been before but only for a change of flights.
Stop 9 – Houston – Arrive Monday 31st May
This will be a flight from Phoenix, probably getting in around lunchtime.
Stop 10 – New Orleans – Arrive Thursday 3rd June
I’ve never been to New Orleans, so I’ll drive from Houston.
Stop 11 – Washington – Arrive Sunday 6th June
A flight here to the capital.
Stop 12 – New York – Arrive Tuesday 8th June
I’ll probably take the train.
Stop 13 – Boston – Arrive Friday 11th June
I’ll probably drive from New York, going slowly from New York.
Stop 14 – London- Leave Boston on Saturday, 12th June at 21:30
And then it’s back to London.
This will get filled out as the time unfolds.
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