The Anonymous Widower

More Mushroom Management On TfL Buses

After my experience in Mushroom Management On TfL Buses, I’ve changed my weekend breakfast routine at weekends, to one where on Saturdays and Sundays, I eat breakfast in London’s poshest Leon at Hanover Square, which I wrote about in A Quality Takeaway With A Station And A Large Garden.

It is a large restaurant.

It has comfortable seating.

It is within my not very long walking distance of the Bakerloo, Central, Elizabeth, Jubilee and Victoria Lines, and Oxford Street with all its buses.

There is a garden with seating in the square.

This picture shows the frontage of the building.

It’s certainly not your average takeaway or fast food outlet.

Normally, Hanover Square is a very easy location for me to travel to.

  • I walk round the corner to the stop for the 38 bus.
  • The 38 buses are usually every 3-4 minutes and I travel to Tottenham Court Road station.
  • I go one stop on the Elizabeth Line, travelling in the rear of the train to Bond Street station.
  • I’m then at the right end of the station to exit directly into Hanover Square, after riding up from the depths on a long escalator.

Leon is just a fifty metre walk away.

Today, there were no problems, although I did cut it a bit tight.

But all was fine in the end and I had a good full-English breakfast.

A Difficult Journey Home!

When, I set off from home, I wasn’t sure which way, I would come home.

In the end, I decided to come home the simple way of taking the Elizabeth Line to Moorgate station and then getting the 141 bus from there, as it stops close to my home.

But this route has the Elizabeth Line end-changing problem, in that the Hanover Square entrance at Bond Street station is at the Eastern end of the train and the Moorgate entrance at Liverpool Street station is at the Western end of the train.

So at some point in the journey, I would have to take a two-hundred metre walk, either on the platform or inside the train. The latter is not easy on a train to and from Heathrow, as it is often stuffed full with cases in the aisle. Why do people want to take all the contents of their house on holiday?

So I decided to go via a reverse at Whitechapel, where I positioned myself at the Western end of the train for exit at Moorgate.

It really was necessary to install travellators at Liverpool Street station on the Elizabeth Line, as between the two entrances is a long walk, as this graphic shows.

Note.

  1. Moorgate is to the left
  2. Liverpool Street is to the right.

But then Transport for London wanted a spectacular line with spectacular stations, that would win awards. Which it has!

I alighted from the train at the Moorgate end of the station, which meant that after two escalator rides and a short walk, I was at the 141 bus stop on the surface.

But there were no buses of any numbers calling at the stop.

This was because of the Lord Mayor’s Show, which meant there were no buses through the City.

But.

  • There were no posters at stations saying that the show was taking place and buses would be diverted.
  • Displays on bus stops were not saying anything about the show.
  • The BBC hadn’t mentioned the Lord Mayor’s Show on the TV this morning.
  • The BBC doesn’t have a local news at weekends, which would surely have mentioned the show and its effects on public transport.
  • The display on the bus stop at Moorgate was still broken, as it has been for six months.
  • There was a small information poster on the bus stop, but it was positioned too high for me to see.
  • Taxis seemed to be avoiding the City.

There were a few stewards about and one suggested, that I walked to Old Street, which would not be easy on my legs.

In the end, I decoded that a retreat via Whitechapel and Dalston Junction was probably the best way to get home, as the Overground would be unlikely to be effected.

But I made the mistake of getting on a Circle Line train at Moorgate, so I didn’t get to Whitechapel.

Instead, I walked to the 141 and 21 bus stop at Monument station and caught a 21 bus North. I hoped that I would be able to connect to the 141 bus, that I needed to get home.

I did get safely home, but only after two long waits at bus stops, where I changed bus routes twice.

Conclusion

Transport for London need to devise bus plans for all major events and publicise them well in advance.

In London’s New 733 Bus Route, I described how Transport for London put in a temporary bus route between Finsbury Square and Oval stations to replace the Northern Line during the upgrade of Bank station.

As the Lord Mayor’s Show happens every year, surely the same plan can be rolled out each year, with any appropriate changes.

I’d be interested to know whether other large cities have plans for big celebrations in city centres.

November 9, 2024 Posted by | Food | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

My Worst Part Of A Visit To The Dentist

This afternoon, I went to the dentist.

My dentist is only a couple of stops away on the 141 bus route at Newington Green and getting up the hill is easy, once the bus arrives.

It used to be a route, where two buses, the 21 and the 141 doubled up, but now there is only one bus; the 141, so the journey takes longer.

Coming down was particularly bad, as I had to wait perhaps twelve minutes for a bus to roll down the hill.

To make matters worse, it was school throwing out time and there wasn’t any space left on the bus.

Have bus services deteriorated as bad as this all over London?

I suspect, I shall be using a taxi for my next dental appointment! Or cancelling, if it’s not a fine day, so that I can walk down the hill.

October 8, 2024 Posted by | Health | , , | 2 Comments

Mushroom Management On TfL Buses

Transport for London or as all Londoners abuse them as TfL, are getting the masters at applying mushroom management to running the buses. Especially at the weekends.

For those of you not familiar with the last century term, it means keeping everybody in the dark and throwing in lots of manure. As in the 1970s, I used to live next door to a mushroom factory, I know it at least works with fungi, but I’m not sure of it’s effectiveness with fleets of buses about moving passengers.

Most Saturdays, I take a 141 bus to Moorgate and have a full English gluten-free breakfast in the Leon cafe there, as I like to set myself up for the weekend.

The 141 bus may be one of the least reliable buses in the capital, but last Saturday, I was dropped close to Liverpool Street station and yesterday, I was dropped under the Barbican.

No warning, advice or apology about the change of plan.

But then like the Mayor, TfL are never in the wrong.

Today was different!

After taking a 56 bus from near my house to the Angel I had another full English gluten-free breakfast in the Leon cafe there, before taking the Northern Line to Euston station.

I was hoping, I could take a trip somewhere, but there were extensive engineering works, so I just came home from Euston on the Overground via Willesden Junction station.

I ended up at Hackney Central station, where I did a bit of shopping in the excellent M & S Food shop.

Normally, I just get a 38 bus home from the side of the station, but there weren’t any around.

Again, there was no warning, advice or apology. Just loads of people looking for non-existent buses.

It was a full three hours before I completed my round trip.

Transport for London has no respect for its passengers.

Normal businesses would go bust, if they treated their customers like this.

 

 

 

October 6, 2024 Posted by | Food, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Gluten-Free Egg Sandwiches From Boots

This morning, I had to pick up a prescription from Boots on Moorgate in London.

I use them, as they are by the 141 bus stop, that I can use to get home, so I pass their outlet regularly throughout the week.

After picking up my prescription, I looked at their small food counter. I was actually looking for milk, as I am out and nowhere on the West side of Moorgate sells small one pint bottles.

They didn’t have any, but they did have two flavours of gluten-free sandwiches; cheese and egg.

So I bought a pack of the egg sandwiches.

These pictures show the one, I have just eaten for lunch, with a beer and a banana.

Note.

  1. In the last picture, the Adnams 0.5 % Ghost Ship can, is marked with the gluten-free symbol.
  2. The only allergens noted on the sandwich packet are egg and mustard.
  3. The bread looks like it could be Genius, which is a brand of gluten-free bread, that I trust.
  4. The packaging can be recycled.

The sandwich was excellent, but then on past experience at the Tate Gallery and Blackburn Cathedral cafe, gluten-free egg sandwiches are a good combination of flavours.

 

So next time, I’m hungry, I’ll march into Boots.

August 29, 2024 Posted by | Food, Health | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

How I Was Imprisoned In A Pizza Restaurant And Driven Home By The Metropolitan Police

At lunchtime today, I received a phone call, saying that my GP’s surgery could see me at 16:30 this afternoon, to discuss my lack of sleep, arthritis and various strains and pains.

My middle son; Henry had expressed a desire to be at such an appointment, so I said, that if he could chauffeur me to the GP, he could come along.

His diary co-operated and he duly arrived outside my house at 16:00.By the time of the GP’s appointment, we had parked conveniently outside the surgery and we had been ushered into the GP’s consulting room.

We had a good meeting and by just after five, we had broken up and agreed a comprehensive plan for the diagnosis of my problems.

Henry had three problems of his own.

  • He had legal work to do for the morning.
  • He needed to do some bits of shopping.
  • He also said, that he was feeling rather hungry.
  • I too was hungry and needed to do some  shopping.

So I suggested we drive to Southgate Road and see if we could get a pizza in Sweet Thursday.

  • They do gluten-free pizzas, so I would have no dietary worries.
  • In previous meals, I have found the quality excellent.
  • There are shops nearby, where we could shop, if we needed.

As I approached the restaurant, I decided we had made the right decision, as there was a parking space about twenty metres from the restaurant.

We both had similar meals.

  • Ham and mushroom pizzas, although mine was gluten-free.
  • I drunk a zero-alcohol Lucky Saint, whilst Henry had a Diet-Coke.
  • We both finished off, with two scoops of appropriate ice cream.

It was only, when we had paid and tried to leave that we got a very big surprise.

Parked in front of the restaurant with its disabled ramp extended, like some beached airliner was a 141 bus, that was empty of passengers.

  • There was broken glass at the front of the bus.
  • Was this evidence, that the bus had hit something or somebody?
  • The police had strung white tape everywhere.
  • There were half-a-dozen police cars and ambulances blocking Southgate Road.

Henry’s car wouldn’t be going anywhere for some time, as it was blocked in by two ambulances and a police car with flashing blue lights.

  • So, Henry and I each had a coffee, to pass the time.
  • We also made friends with others trapped in the restaurant.
  • Henry also obtained information from the police, that no-one would be moving, until it was known that no-one would be moving until the full state of the injuries of the person hit by the bus was known.

So Henry and I just sat there with several others on the hard chairs in front of the restaurant.

In the end, for me, it was over very quickly.

  • I live about a kilometre North of the incident.
  • Some were walking from the incident to the Balls Pond Road to get a bus.
  • I am fairly sure, Henry had told the police, that it was far too far for me to walk with my arthritic hip.

I was put in the back of a police car and ferried home, at about 21:45.

Thanks to the Metropolitan Police.

I have some further thoughts.

Do I Drink Enough?

Since lunchtime, I have drunk the following.

  • 4 x 330 ml – Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5 % Beer
  • 1 x 330 ml – Lucky Saint 0.5 % Beer
  • 300 ml – Assorted water and juices.
  • 1 cup – coffee.

Is that enough?

I certainly slept better last night!

 

 

July 30, 2024 Posted by | Food, Health, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Travelling Between London Stations

When I came home from Moorgate this morning, I took my usual 141 bus.

I sat next to a lady about forty, who from her bags looked like she’d just arrived by plane at Gatwick Airport.

After a couple of attempts at conversation, it became obvious, that we didn’t have a common language.

She then produced her phone and indicated that she needed Liverpool Street station.

The 141 bus doesn’t serve Liverpool Street station, but it does serve the Western entrance to Liverpool Street station on  the Elizabeth Line.

It looks to me, that she had been told by a human being, an app or the Internet, that the easiest way from London Bridge bus station to Liverpool Street station was to take the 141 bus from in front of the station and walk across to Liverpool Street station from Moorgate.

But.

  • The Western entrance to Liverpool Street station has no information to indicate, that it gives access to Liverpool Street station.
  • The bus information system indicates Moorgate station.
  • The bus information system does not announce, that for Liverpool Street station, you should alight at Moorgate station.

Perhaps, the bus information system should indicates Moorgate/Liverpool Street station.

Conclusion

How many other transfers between London stations are similarly confusing?

April 2, 2024 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , , , | 2 Comments

First Look Inside £2.2bn Silvertown Tunnel

The title of this post, is the same as that of this article on the BBC.

These are the first five paragraphs.

For the first time, Transport for London has invited journalists inside what is one of the most controversial infrastructure projects in the capital.

The Silvertown Tunnel is 1.4km (just under one mile) long and stretches from Silvertown in Newham to the Greenwich Peninsula.

Inside the tunnel, it is extremely wide. A lot bigger than other tunnels like the supersewer or Crossrail. Boring was finished a few weeks ago.

Transport for London (TfL) says the scheme will address queues at the Blackwall Tunnel and reduce pollution. But it has faced fierce opposition from those who think it will do the total opposite and increase pollution and congestion.

And the big question is – even with mitigation – can a road tunnel ever be green?

Note.

  1. There is a good picture, showing the width of the tunnel.
  2. It is very wide and can’t be much narrower than the four-lane Queensway Tunnel, which was opened under Mersey in 1934.

These are my thoughts.

I Am Against The Tunnel Being Built

My main reason I am against the Silvertown Tunnel is that Transport for London’s mathematical modelling of and rerouting of buses past my house has been some of the worst I’ve seen. I talk about the bus problems I now have in Is The Nightmare On The Buses Going To Get Worse?

So until the two tunnels; Blackwall and Silvertown are complete and open with tolling, I won’t trust any of Transport for London’s pronouncements.

I also feel that as the Silvertown Tunnel will allow trucks to pass though, there will be times, when they will cut through the East End to get to the Motorways going North.

But now, it’s more or less finished, we will probably need to use it.

How Is The Tunnel Being Paid For?

The Wikipedia entry for the Silvertown Tunnel has a section called Costs, where this is said.

In 2012, the cost was stated to be £600m. A consultation in 2015 stated that the cost of construction was estimated to be £1bn. In March 2020, the cost was increased again, to £1.2 billion. Operation, maintenance and financial costs of the tunnel over 25 years is expected to cost another £1bn.

The £2.2 billion will be repaid by tolls on both tunnels. Effectively, it’s a Private Finance Initiative or PFI.

Can A Road Tunnel Ever Be Green?

This is the question the BBC asked in the last paragraph of my extract.

Although, I am very much against this tunnel, I do believe this tunnel can be green.

  • Suppose, the tunnels were made free for zero-carbon vehicles, that were powered by batteries, hydrogen or possibly ammonia.
  • This might nudge vehicle owners and operations to go zero-carbon.

This extra number of zero-carbon vehicles would help to clean up London’s air.

I wonder which will be the preferred route for trucks associated with construction to go to and from sites in Central London?

  • These trucks are major polluters in Central London.
  • There are sensible moves to make construction sites zero-carbon.

If the Silvertown Tunnel didn’t have tolls for zero-carbon trucks, then surely this would nudge, this sizeable group of trucks to go zero-carbon to the benefit of everyone in Central London.

The only problem with making zero-carbon vehicles toll-free, is that it probably ruins the finances of the tunnels, from the point of view of the investors.

Conclusion

I can see lots of conflict starting over the operation of this tunnel.

March 5, 2024 Posted by | Finance & Investment, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

How Not To Organise A Piss-Up In A Brewery

This afternoon, I wanted to get some lunch and buy my food for the weekend.

I live close to the junction of Southgate Road, Mildmay Park and the Balls Pond Road.

From the four bus stops there, I can get buses to the stopping centres of Angel, Dalston  Kingsland, Hackney Central and Moorgate.

But not today, as all the bus stops had been closed!

As my leg was playing up, there was no way, I could have walked to the next stop.

In the end I created a fuss and a kind driver let me on a 141 bus to get to Moorgate.

Coming back, I got another 141 bus, which got stuck in the traffic jam, that the part-closure of the junction was creating.

Note.

  1. The 141 bus took five minutes to pass through the junction.
  2. Luckily, the driver was sensible and he let a lot of us out.
  3. As I live South of the Balls Pond Road, it was very convenient.

Obviously, the driver knew more about customer service, that the idiots who organised this megashambles.

I have a few thoughts.

Where Was The Publicity?

I use the 141 bus most days and I didn’t see anything at the bus stops and didn’t get any leaflets through the door.

The Traffic Lights At Southgate And Balls Pond Roads Are Unreliable

They were even worse, when I moved here and Transport for London replaced them a few years ago.

But they seem to have got more unreliable.

Where is John Cleese to give them a good thrashing?

The Silvertown Tunnel Effect

Consider.

  • I asked a regular delivery driver, what is the gossip about the Silvertown Tunnel and he felt that it will gum up East London.
  • This is my feeling, as before my stroke, I had driven all over the East End trying to save time and knew it well.
  • I also feel, that a lot of heavy traffic will end up on the Balls Pond Road, trying to get to and from the M1 and A1, especially, when the Dartford Crossing is closed.

I am fairly certain, that at certain times the junction at Southgate Road, Mildmay Park and the Balls Pond Road is going to get very congested.

The Non-Availability Of Taxis

One of the reasons, I chose to live where I do, is that I am just off the route which taxis use to go back to Liverpool Street station.

But the number of taxis in the area has decreased substantially in the last few years.

  • Islington’s Low Traffic Neighbourhoods are scaring taxis away.
  • Many drivers are giving up.
  • Taxis are expensive.

Consequently, I rarely use a taxi. I never saw one today, when it was needed.

The Junction Is Busy For Pedestrians

Crossing the junction is dangerous, as cyclists only consider the lights optional.

If I’d had a pound for every time, I’d nearly been hit by a cyclist or car on this junction, I could pay for a year’s electricity.

Mildmay Park Station

The area used to have its own station at Mildmay Park about 120 metres to the North of the junction.

This Google Map shows the site of the station.

Note.

  1. The railway is the North London Line.
  2. Highbury & Islington station is to the West.
  3. Dalston Kingsland station is to the East.

Mildmay Park station is marked by the blue arrow on the bridge over the railway.

It would be a very handy Coming-Home station, as its downhill all the way, from the station to my house.

Conclusion

Reopening Mildmay Park station would be good for the price of my house, by I doubt that anything will be done.

 

 

 

 

 

February 16, 2024 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Lights And Signs In Old Street Roundabout

London’s slowest construction project seems to have been making a bit of progress as more traffic lights are working and signs have been erected.

Note.

  1. There’s still a fair bit to do in the middle of the roundabout.
  2. There is a notice saying it will be finished in early 2024.
  3. I suspect, that if the bus stops are placed for the benefit of passengers, it will add more passengers to the 141 buses.

But I can’t wait for it to be finished, as it will ease my journeys to the Elizabeth Line. But only because the bus I take gets stuck in all the traffic at the roundabout.

Two days after I took the first pictures, I took these, as I used the Northern Line to go from Old Street station to King’s Cross St. Pancras station.

Note.

  1. The tunnel and lift need to be completed.
  2. The walk wasn’t difficult except for the rubbish outside the fast-food shops.
  3. But then the streets of Islington are paved with rubbish.
  4. I’m now more convinced that this route opens fully, it’ll increase passengers on the 141 buses.
  5. But then what does SadIQ Khan and his useful idiots know about mathematical modelling?

 

October 21, 2023 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nicholas Lane – 1st May 2023

Nicholas Lane is a lane in the City of London, that runs between Cannon Street in the South and Lombard Street in the North.

This Google Map shows the lane.

Note.

  1. Nicholas Lane tuns diagonally across King William Street.
  2. Cannon Street can be seen in the South-West corner of the map.
  3. The new entrance to Bank station is on Cannon Street.
  4. Nicholas Lane runs up the side of the new station entrance.
  5. There are two bus stops for the 21, 43 and 141 buses on King William Street.

The bus stops are within easy walking distance of the new station entrance, if you walk along the Southern section of Nicholas Lane.

These pictures show Nicholas Lane and King William Street.

Note.

  1. I suspect some coffee shops or a fast food joint will appear at the King William Street end of Nicholas Lane.
  2. The windows on the corner could be ready to be a shop.
  3. In Bank Station Upgrade – 6th January 2023, I described the eight storey building, that will sit on top of the station entrance.

The lane could also a preferred route for many, who are changing at Bank station to or from the buses.

May 1, 2023 Posted by | Transport/Travel | , , , , | Leave a comment