The Anonymous Widower

My Broadband Lacks Muscle

I get all my broadband, TV, mobile phone from EE.

Usually, it works fine and I can watch football and Formula One, when I want to.

Occasionally, I get picture break-up, when I watch something popular.

Even more occasionally, the picture and sound is lost and a No Signal message appears on the screen.

And then, a couple of weeks ago, I was unable to watch the FA Cup Semi Final on BBC1. I just got the dreaded No Signal message.

Yesterday, was the Tuesday after Bank Holiday Monday.

  • I was watching BBC Breakfast, when the signal disappeared about 09:00.
  • Despite two calls to EE and a visit to their shop, by 18:00, the signal had not returned.
  • I was reduced to watching the news on either my television in the bedroom or my computer.
  • And then at 18:30, the signal returned miraculously and I was able to watch the television normally.

It has performed immaculately since.

So What Happened?

I had no problem on Monday, but Marks and Spencer did as this article on the BBC, which is entitled M&S Customers In Limbo As Cyber Attack Chaos Continues, explains.

Did this this cyberattack mean that everybody had spent the Easter weekend checking their systems?

Whether they did or not, when the City started up again after the Easter Holiday, they needed so much capacity, my television signal over broadband was switched off.

Only when City workers adjorned to the bars and restaurants at 18:30 and switched off their systems, did I get my television signal back.

Next Monday, is Another Bank Holiday

I don’t know what will happen! Do Openreach?

 

April 30, 2025 Posted by | Computing | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

I Am Not Watching Crystal Palace And Aston Villa

I must be the only person in the UK, who can’t watch the FA Cup semi-final. on his main television.

  • I can watch it on my computer using iPlayer.
  • I can watch it on the TV in my bedroom on Freeview.
  • I can watch it on the TV in my bathroom on Freeview.

As I want to use my computer, I am listening to the Radio 5 commentary on BBC Sounds.

My main television is driven by a BT/EE system, that works on broadband and all it shows is this screen.

This is an enlarged view of the bottom-left section of the screen.

Can I please have a signal?

The signal is supposed to come through my broadband, but because everybody is watching the football, there’s nothing left for me.

But how come I can watch the football using iPlayer on my computer.

As an experienced programmer, it looks like a bug to me. Or it could be a broken cable.

This third picture shows the Freeview picture in my bedroom.

Nothing wrong with that!

But now at 82:30, I’ve got my signal back and I’m able to watch and listen to the match. But not in high-definition. Although, that is now back at 87:16.

I seem to have a demonic touch with hardware and if it fails with anyone, it will fail with me.

 

 

 

 

April 26, 2025 Posted by | Computing, Sport | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Newcastle Fans Had Few Trains To London

Yesterday, I felt LNER and Lumo would be cashing in, with Newcastle United playing at Wembley.

The finalists were settled on the 6th of February, so that surely gave Network Rail time to reorganise any engineering works so that LNER and Lumo could be running the maximum number of Newcastle United supporters to London.

Lumo didn’t run at all to London on the Sunday and all LNER trains went via the Stadium of Light.

I would have thought, that Network Rail’s inflexibility cost LNER and Lumo a good publicity opportunity.

March 17, 2025 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Is Another “I Was There” Event Happening At Brisbane Road?

As I start to write this amazingly, Leyton Orient are one-nil up in the F. A. Cup at home to Manchester City.

Is it going to be one of those events, where in years to come, people will claim they were at Brisbane Road to watch it?

I thought about going, but didn’t buy a ticket. In a way, I’m glad I didn’t, as the weather wasn’t too good today.

The goal that Leyton Orient scored was one of the most spectacular goals ever scored in the F. A. Cup. But I saw everything on television!

This page on the BBC is entitled ‘Strike of a lifetime’ – an own goal that belongs in FA Cup folklore.

It contains a video clip which shows the goal, which was an own goal scored off a rebound of a shot from Jamie Donley.

The classic event of this type happened on the 31st October, 1972, when Llanelli famously beat the All Blacks 9-3 in a Rugby match.

The Wikipedia entry for the match has this first paragraph.

As part of their 1972–73 tour of the Northern Hemisphere, the New Zealand national rugby union team’s fourth match saw them take on Llanelli RFC of Wales at Stradey Park, Llanelli, on 31 October 1972. In one of the most famous results in rugby union history, Llanelli won the match 9–3 in front of 20,000 spectators. Llanelli centre Roy Bergiers scored the only try of the game, charging down a clearance by All Blacks scrum-half Lin Colling after a penalty from Phil Bennett rebounded back into play off the crossbar. New Zealand full-back Joe Karam scored a penalty to give them their only points of the game, before Llanelli wing Andy Hill hit a penalty to secure victory for the Scarlets. The result was immortalised by Welsh entertainer Max Boyce, whose poem 9–3 appears as the opening track on his Live at Treorchy album.

A much larger number of people claimed to have been at the match, than actually were.

Sadly unlike Llanelli, Leyton Orient didn’t hang on.

But according to the BBC, the goal has acquired legendary status.

February 8, 2025 Posted by | Sport | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Matchday Travel Made Easy With Lumo

The title of this post, is the same as that as this new item from Gateshead FC.

These three paragraphs outline the partnership between Lumo and Gateshead FC.

Lumo, our official rail partner, continues to offer Gateshead fans the perfect means for travelling to London and back on away days.

Operating exclusively electric trains, Lumo’s fleet run at times convenient for football matches, allowing fans to travel to London from Newcastle train station in just under 3 hours and vice versa. Lumo is committed to delivering sustainable travel without compromising on comfort, convenience, or cost.

Discover the tips and offers from Lumo below to make planning your next trip to t Capital easier, more affordable, and completely hassle-free.

Two tips and offers are listed.

  1. Plan Ahead – Tickets Available Until Spring 2025.
  2. Stay Flexible With LumoFlex

I have a few thoughts and observations.

Lumo Is Faster Than AI

According to the September 2024 Edition of Modern Railways, Lumo holds the record of two hours and 33 minutes from King’s Cross to Newcastle.

  • Google’s AI-enhanced search engine gives three minutes longer.
  • Looks like a stupid computer to me.

If Lumo could keep their record pace going to Edinburgh, they’d be in the Scottish Capital in three hours 43 minutes after leaving King’s Cross.

There Are Eleven Teams In The Same Division Of The National League As Gateshead, That Can Be Reached Easily From London

The teams are.

  • Aldershot Town – Train from Waterloo
  • Barnet – Underground and Bus
  • Braintree – Train from Liverpool Street
  • Dagenham & Redbridge – Underground and Bus
  • Eastleigh – Train from Waterloo
  • Ebbsfleet United – Thameslink
  • Maidenhead – Elizabeth Line
  • Southend United – Train from Liverpool Street
  • Sutton United – Thameslink
  • Wealdstone – Underground
  • Woking – Train from Waterloo

Note.

  1. Maidenhead and Sutton United are probably the easiest.
  2. Woking could be the most difficult.
  3. Thameslink and the Elizabeth Line are useful.

If Lumo bring a train-full of passengers to London, that is 400 passengers per train at £18 each way, if all supporters get the best price.

So each train could produce £14,400, if it was full. If Lumo can run ten-car instead of five-car trains, that doubles the revenue to £28,800.

I think Lumo see this as a nice little earner and they are going for it.

Conclusion

Train companies could support fans a lot better than they do.

November 21, 2024 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

South Korean Firm To Supply Power Equipment For Ørsted’s Hornsea 4 Offshore Wind Farm

The title of this post, is the same as that of this article on offshoreWIND.biz.

This is the sub-heading.

Denmark’s Ørsted has awarded a contract to Hyosung Heavy Industries for the supply of ultra-high voltage power equipment for the Hornsea 4 offshore wind farm in the UK

These two paragraphs add a bit of detail.

Under the contract, the South Korean company will supply 400 kV ultra-high voltage transformers and reactors, essential components for improving power quality for the 2.4 GW Hornsea 4 offshore wind project.

The most recent contract further strengthens the company’s presence in Europe, where it has accumulated over 1 trillion won (about EUR 667 million) in orders this year, as reported by the company.

Hyosung Heavy Industries seem to be doing rather well at supplying electrical gubbins in Europe.

But then Korean companies seem to be doing well in Europe and especially the UK, after the state visit of the Korean President and his wife in November 2023.

In the last century, we did very well dealing with Korean companies with Artemis; the project management computer system, that I wrote.

In Hyundai Heavy Sets Sights On Scottish Floating Offshore Wind, I describe some of our dealings there.

Conclusion

From other posts, I have written, it looks like the UK and Korea are building a strong partnership with offshore wind, and a secondary one with tidal power might be emerging. We also shouldn’t forget the partnership in North London over football.

November 4, 2024 Posted by | Energy, Sport | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Ashley Down Station – 28th September 2024

Ashley Down Station opened today, so I went to visit and took these pictures.

Note.

  1. There are four tracks and two platforms.
  2. The numerous numbers of Class 165 trains buzzing around.
  3. I saw several Hitachi Class 80x   and CrossCountry passing trains passing through.
  4. I arriving in and left in Class 165 trains.
  5. All the Class 165 trains appear to have been refurbished.
  6. The station has stairs and a pair of lifts.
  7. There is bicycle parking and a car drop-off area.

It is certainly, a station with a long list of features.

The station is also in walking distance of Bristol Rovers ground.

This map shows the two locations.

Note.

  1. The football ground is in the North-West corner.
  2. Te staiton is in the South-East corner.

A Bristolian told me it will be 15-20 minutes walk.

 

September 29, 2024 Posted by | Sport, Transport/Travel | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We Should All Raise A Glass To Sven

The BBC has a very matter-of-fact article on the death of Sven-Goran Eriksson, which is entitled Former England Manager Eriksson Dies Aged 76.

The article finishes with these words from Sven.

I hope you will remember me as a positive guy trying to do everything he could do.

“Don’t be sorry, smile. Thank you for everything, coaches, players, the crowds, it’s been fantastic. Take care of yourself and take care of your life. And live it.

There are no major fixtures today, but it will be interesting to see how he is remembered by fans, at the weekend!

 

August 26, 2024 Posted by | Sport | , , , | 2 Comments

Gareth Southgate’s Cunning Plan

This article on The Times is entitled Imported Wembley Turf Gave England The Edge In Penalty Shootout.

This is the sub-heading.

Seed from home was used to create full-size pitch at the team’s training ground in Germany.

These three paragraphs give more detail.

A combination of psychological preparation and penalty-kick data analysis has been touted as the secret to England’s recent shootout successes.

After the Three Lions triumphed against Switzerland, however, another factor was hailed for helping them reach the Euro 2024 semi-finals. Gareth Southgate’s squad spent the last few weeks perfecting penalties on Wembley grass shipped to their training camp in Germany.

The Times understands that the pitch in Blankenhain was seeded in April with the turf used in London. Those close to the team believe the Wembley-grade grass helped to propel the players through the knockout stages and Saturday’s shoot-out.

I have had further thoughts.

The Size Of The Replica Pitch

So for England to have built a replica pitch, the same size as Wembley, could be clever idea if you were playing all your matches there.

The pitch at Wembley is 105 x 69 metres.

These are the pitch sizes in the EURO 2024 stadia.

  • The Olympic stadium pitch in Berlin is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Borussia Dortmund pitch is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Allianz Arena in Munich is is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Arena AufSchalke in Gelsenkirchen is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Hamburg Stadium is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Stuttgart Arena is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Frankfurt Arena is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Dusseldorf Arena is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Cologne Stadium is 105 x 68 metres.
  • The Leipzig Stadium is 105 x 68 metres.

The Germans seem to have a one size fits all rule for pitches.

All would fit into England’s replica Wembley pitch, if you drew the touchlines in by a metre.

You might even setup the replica Wembley, so that pitch furniture like dug-outs were in the correct place for the next stadium, England would use.

England would certainly get good value from their replica Wembley.

I wonder how many countries have their own full-size replica pitch in EURO 2024?

It would be a valuable training aid.

An Ipswich Connection?

Consider.

  • Portman Road has always been an immaculate playing surface.
  • Ipswich groundsmen have had a connection to a major overseas tournament before.

I wonder, if the FA asked Ipswich to help, as they are one of the best at creating pitches.

Use Of Replica Pitches In Domestic Leagues

If replica pitches can work in International football, they must work in domestic football.

But I’ve never heard of anything like it being tried.

Kieran McKenna is an innovative manager with a degree in sports science from Loughborough University.

  • Is he using a similar same-size pitch trick at Ipswich?
  • The pitch at Portman Road is 10 x 75 metres.
  • Is the training pitch at Ipswich, exactly the same as the match pitch at Portman Road?

If ot os, could this explain, Ipswich’s rise of two divisions in two seasons?

Last season in the Championship, Ipswich won 16 Home games and 13 Away games.

Practice on a replica pitch might explain the better Home success.

Premier League Pitch Sizes

This page on Football Fancast gives all the sizes for 2023/24 and all except these are 105 x 68 metres.

  • Everton
  • Chelsea
  • Liverpool
  • Sheffield United
  • Crystal Palace
  • Luton Town
  • Fulham

The differences from the 105 x 68 metres, is generally only a few metres.

Conclusion

It looks to me, that Gareth Southgate, Kieran McKenna and some of the Ipswich groundsmen have stitched together an idea in a country pub, over a couple of pints of real ale.

July 8, 2024 Posted by | Sport | , , , , | 1 Comment

Naked Football

My house was designed by an architect, but built by the worst form of cost-cutting builder. As the house has a lot of windows facing South, I suspect the architect specified air-conditioning. But the builder left it out!

I fitted a single unit, which helped keep the temperatures fairly good.

Then it failed and the rip-off firm who fitted it couldn’t fix it. They told me, they’d never seen a system like it, when they came for the service. They took my money and now it sits there like a folly in my living room.

Last week, I finally got my TV aerial system fixed and for the first time in about two years I can get a good signal in my bedroom, as well as my living room and the downstairs bathroom.

My bedroom is at times, the only reasonably cool room in hot weather in the house.

So now, by getting naked, I can watch the football in comfort.

June 23, 2024 Posted by | Design, Sport | , , , | Leave a comment