The Anonymous Widower

Smart Lavatories Could Spot Tumours Before They Form

The title of this post is the same as that of this article on page 14 of today’s copy of The Times.

With bowel cancer being a big killer, I can understand how it might work there, but how will it spot brain tumours.

Perhaps all those school bullies, who put unfortunates’ heads down the toilet and pulled the chain, had it roight?

October 21, 2019 - Posted by | Health | ,

2 Comments »

  1. Toilets could certainly spot bladder and rectal cancers, and possibly vulval in women. Others it would be to do with chemicals excreted in urine or faeces. But would people want to use a toilet which too a photo of their bum?

    Comment by nosnikrapzil | October 22, 2019 | Reply

  2. I know a few people whose brains are in their ar**s! It might work for them 🤣🤣

    Comment by mauricegreed | October 22, 2019 | Reply


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